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Alright time for a real story. Me and girlfriend have always been into seeing how far we will both go for a good laugh. We've done many things sexually to feed this fire. She's blown Coca-Cola through a straw into my ass, I've peed inside of her because of a dare, etc...but the worst was the spaghetti. There are lots of spaghetti memes out there. Well we wanted to see how much sketti would fit in her cave. Follow me?...so we got Saran Wrap and I pretty much lined her vaginal canal with it. Then I put the sketti in. We then tied the sketti up in the Saran Wrap like a bag and weighed it. 3/4 of a pound of spaghetti is the answer. The spaghetti was fully cooked with sauce and all just fyi. yes we did eat a little bit if it. The "pussketti" tasted decent. Nothing great.

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They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me.

You want to know about my first time not having one of a radish nearby? It was a painful experience. When you have zero radishes, it feels like a spider web is your boyfriend. It's the worst feeling in the world. The first time I ran out of radishes was the first time I realized I had become a skeleton of my former self. When I had no radishes, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, crawled out of my air duct. He was wearing new shoes. I was attempting to compliment them, but the overwhelming depression caused by my lack of radishes was too much. I could not compliment Jesus' cool new shoes. So I shoved Jesus Christ himself back into the air duct. Then I saw I didn't have any radishes left, that was when I knew the universe was made out of chaos and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Who the actual ♥♥♥♥ thought an ad like that will sell more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tickets? No wonder this will have ♥♥♥♥ all attendance, the song is retarded as well, why the ♥♥♥♥ are they using pop music for their PPV? Pop music doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mix with wrestling, it's like saying Black Veil Brides would fit in with Mickey Mouse, get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head out of your arse WWE! Colour me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ surprised if Blowman Rapes beats the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ undertaker and ♥♥♥♥♥ on his grave! ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ WWE and ♥♥♥♥ Vince ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

The Wrestlemania 33 ad on YouTube looks so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, it's more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded than that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ modern day Looney Tunes series sack of ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ the ad, WWE isn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Movie World or Dream World or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Disney but it might as well be owned by Disney, no no in fact. It should also be owned by Nickelodeon since it's a kid friendly sack of ♥♥♥♥ cancer, why the ♥♥♥♥ are 6 autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the rollercoaster excited about Wrestlemania? That's like going in your car and chanting "9/11 Here we go!!!"

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

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