Reality is Bogus, Lame, and Whack

If you're randomly adding me, please state your business by commenting.

Dying of old age: i-i dont think i have the strength
Dying of old age: im..
Dying of old age: on life support
Dying of old age: did i mention i have cancer?
Watson the Songbird: *Pushes hospital bed outside*

Watson the Songbird: That’s awesome! I’ll be sure to tell you I’ll be on at 6 then get on at 11!
Nightingale: wait
Nightingale: what

[11:52 PM]
Skybuster:
its a grand achievement of victorian military fasion

[11:52 PM]
Nightingale:
does it come with fries?

[11:52 PM]
Skybuster:
soldier cant equip fries

[11:52 PM]
Nightingale:
LMFAO

[1:47 PM]
Frightingale:
hey shild
do you like communism?

[1:47 PM]
Shild:
I remember this question from years ago
I think the right answer to this is yes
wait
no

[1:47 PM]
Frightingale:
you just

[1:47 PM]
Shild:
it's not
it's not
NO
I SWEAR
IM AMERICAN

[1:48 PM]
Frightingale:
SAY IT
♥♥♥♥ COMMUNISM

[1:48 PM]
Shild:
I'M AMERICAN
♥♥♥♥ COMMUNISM

[11:04 PM]
Nightingale:
alright bread
lemme get the tickets
join my party
that was a test bradly
and you passed

[11:07 PM]
brad:
what's my prize

[11:07 PM]
Nightingale:
isnt my friendship prize enough?

[11:07 PM]
brad:
i will ♥♥♥♥♥♥ smack you bro