ur parents have the same grandparents as you

I feel as good as I look and I look as good it gets.

Your bloodline inbred so much your family tree looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beanstalk.

ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

۞Getting a headshot with an awp is a telltale sign that you're hacking -Shattner 2014 STEAM_1:1:97328272



you either die a scrub or live long enough to be called a hacker

your tiny brain cannot possibly comprehend the vast number of ♥♥♥♥♥ i dont give

Wʜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛs ᴀ ᴠɪʙʀᴀᴛᴏʀ, ɪᴛs sᴇᴇɴ ᴀs ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ɴᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ ғᴜɴ. BUT ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ɢᴜʏ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀs ᴀ 240 Vᴏʟᴛ FᴜᴄᴋMᴀsᴛᴇʀ Pʀᴏ 5000 ʙʟᴏᴡᴜᴘ ʟᴀᴛᴇx ᴅᴏʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ 6 sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴘᴜʟsᴀᴛɪɴɢ ***, ᴇʟᴀsᴛɪᴄɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴜs ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏɴ-ᴅʀɪᴘ sᴇᴍᴇɴ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʀᴀʏ, ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴛɪᴄ ᴏʀɢᴀsᴍ sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ sᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ sᴏᴜɴᴅ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ, ʜᴇs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀᴠᴇʀᴛ?


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