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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:33pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 8:33am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 10:57am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:38am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 11:25am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 1:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:39pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 1:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 2:48pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 8:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 7:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 11:31am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:33pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:58pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 11:34am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 11:00am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:04pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:43am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:43am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:55pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:36pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:36pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:54pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:59am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:07am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:59am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:07am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:53am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 7:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:44am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 8:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:44am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 4:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 11:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:20pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:44am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:55am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:12am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:13am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:22am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:19am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:55am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:02am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:35pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:38pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:01am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:01am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:41pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:21pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:54pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:07pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:44am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:35am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:53am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 9:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:57am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:23pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 8:59am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:05am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:44pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:25pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:57pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:41pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:28am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:28am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 11:31am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:44am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:50pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:44am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:28am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:28am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:46am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 8:21am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:38pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:20pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 11:28am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:38pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:42am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:28am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:28am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:28am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:02pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:55am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:33pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:32pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:57am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 2:19pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:14pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 10:57am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:57pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:38pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 8:57am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 8:57am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:08pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:15am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:57am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:04am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:24pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:28am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:31am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:44am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 10:12am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:44am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 8:57am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:03pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:15am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:23am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:45am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:15am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:23am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:00am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:45am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:45am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 10:01am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:12pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 5:11pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:13pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:15am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:15am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:57pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:41pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:03pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 8:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:31am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 10:12am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 10:58am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:54am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:45am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 8:57am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 9:31am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 5:53pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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