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+rep

Emu jumpscare incoming

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Ohter greeted me with a firm handshake and a strange glint in their eye, like they were in on a joke I hadn't heard yet. It wasn't until he casually mentioned his 'two dads' that it hit me: there were two sets of family photos on their desk, one with a ginger dad and the other with a dad who wore an 'I Love Margaritas' shirt, even though it was 9 a.m. He referred to them both as ‘Dad One’ and ‘Dad Two’ with such a matter-of-fact tone that it felt like I was missing some huge context to their life. Honestly, it felt like I had stepped into some parallel universe where family dynamics were entirely different, and I was just along for the ride. And then they pulled out a huge pet Crawfish and introduced it as 'Retarded Jackass.' I was both confused and intrigued. Very strange first impression."

+rep truly top-tier