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🤍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🌸🌸🤍💮🌸🌸 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀💮
⠀⠀🤍⠀⠀ 🌸⠀⠀🤍⠀🌸⠀💮⠀⠀🌸 ⠀ ⠀💮⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀🤍 🌸🤍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀💮🌸⠀💮
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🤍 🌸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀🌸 💮
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🌸⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🌸⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🌸⠀🌸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 🌸
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WE GHOST 2GETHER
WE KNIF 2GETHER
send dis KNIFE to every1 u care bout includin me if u care
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我愛你 ponpon (ponpon, ponpon)
君に ponpon (ponpon, ponpon)
君に ponpon (ponpon, ponpon)
Ponpon ♥♥♥♥ でも?
Lingang Gu Lingang Gu
Lingang Guli Guli Guli Watcha
Lingang Gu Lingang Gu
Yesterday's body count lottery rounded out to a solid 'n' sturdy thirty!
Ten outta Heywood - thanks to unabated gang wars!
One officer down, so I guess you're all scA-REEWD. Cuz the NCPD will NOT let that go.
Got another blackout in Santo Domingo. Netrunners are at it again, pokin' holes in the power grid.
While over at Westbrook, Trauma Team's scrapin' cyberpsycho victims off the pavement.
And in Pacifica... Well... Pacifica is still Pacifica.
THIS has been your man, Stan!
Join me for another day in our Cit-y of DREAMS!
Kumusta sa kalabasa? Keri ka lang ba? Bet kong ipagsabi sayels na wititit makakajosok si iskulembang si junakis ngayonchie.
Rarampa kami ngayonchie at bet kong kajoin force si junakis. Nagispluk si junakis na may periodic examinelya luluwawaw raw sila china.
Sana giblahan mo siya ng bonggang bonggang espesiyalinda examenilyalu.
Trulybells yours, Mudak
Owkayyyy.
Hintayin mo lang.
Owkayyyyyy.
I kell you!
Erkay. It's not KELL , it's KILL.
No.
Haha, that's so bisaya, it's not kell. It's kill, owwwweeeey?
So what?
See, dapat be thankful. Pinapangaralan kita ng tamang pronunciation.
Anong ♥♥♥♥ you?
KELL! I KELL YOU! THAT'S SO NAKAKATAWA!
So what? Are you cwazy?
*laughing from both ends*
Shiyet!
Pangit!
Tado! Mas Amaw!
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Bakit ang tagal niyo sumagot, kanina pa ako tawag ng tawag sa inyo?
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Ganun ba?
Awright.
P'wede pong magtanong?
Awright, so ganyan ba dapat ang mga nagtatanong? Kayo ang may kailangan, 'di ho ba? Ganyan ba dapat ang boses ng mga nagtatanong, ma'am?
Ah, p'wede pong magtanong, seeeeeer?
Yeah. Ayusin ang boses. Hindi ganyan, akala mo kung sino ka.
Galit ka ba?
Yes.
Ay, hindi na lang ako magtatanong sa'yo kung galit ka.
Pwes, huwag kang tumawag dito.
Ano ka, heller? Isusumbong kita.
Go ahead!
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Go ahead, owkeeey p'wede kang magsumbong sa customer service para po sa mga, inyong mga, inyong uh, comments, suggestions, go ahead!
Talaga!
K.
Isusumbong kita kay Arroyo.
Owkayy.