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Name: Lina
Species: H•mo distractus
Subtype: Emotional support with frequent disconnects
Tabs: 45 open, 2 frozen, 1 playing phonk, 1 autoplaying YouTube, 4 are meme sites, and the rest are links I might need… in like 5 months… maybe.

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» Loots trash cans. For lore.
» Thinking 4 things at once, finishing none
» I'm focused… just on the wrong thing
» To-do list has clinical depression
» Focus has a 30-minute cooldown
» One brain cell. It vibes.
» Sudden urge to rearrange desktop icons at 3AM
» Automatically clicking "accept cookies" without knowing what I sold
» Drinking water and feeling like a responsible adult

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[League of Legends]
» Ult on cooldown when it matters
» the reason your pink ward is missing
» Needs coaching. Spends money on skins instead
» Flash used. For no reason.

[Dead by Daylight]
» Standing exactly where the killer's looking
» Scared of heartbeat sounds
» Vaults straight into the killer - for the plot
» Flashlight? No. Emotional baggage? Yes.

[Horror Games]
» I am the jump scare
» Volume off, still screams
» Dies in cutscene somehow

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» "I'm stuck!"
» "I thought this was stealth??"
» "That wasn't me, that was my cat."
» "YOLO- oh no."
» "Why am I glowing red?"
» "I didn't agree to this side quest!"
» "Controller died. I died. Fair trade."
» "Listen… it was for the content."

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» Forgot why I entered the room - again
» Accidentally made friends by screaming
» Looked productive. Did absolutely nothing
» Survived on vibes and unfinished tasks
» Said ''one more round'' - 3 hours ago
» Tried to clean. Got emotionally attached to an old school book from 6th grade
» Mic muted. Still talked
» Got jump scared by my own reflection
» Looted the corpse… and then apologized
» Overthought a meme for 14 minutes
» Pet every virtual animal. Priorities.
» Hit ''ready'' - wasn't.
» Died doing something dumb but hilarious
» Forgot what button does what… mid-fight
» Went AFK and returned spiritually
» Made eye contact with the killer and panicked
» Wrote a to-do list. didn't do anything on it
» Reopened a tab I just closed out of spite
» Screamed, but in a friendly way
» Mistook an NPC for a real person and got a heart attack
» Said ''I got this!'' but didn't got this
» Picked the hardest difficulty - cried

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"I set a 5-minute timer. Now it’s Wednesday."
"I'm mentally present. Just… somewhere else."
"I'll do it in 5 minutes." scrolls Pinterest for 3 hours
''What if my reflection has its own lore?''
''Maybe if I ignore the task long enough, it becomes someone else’s problem.''

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