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2.5 hrs on record
Emergency . . . Emergency . . . Lockdown System Activated . . . Security Weapons Activated . . . Oxygen Levels Reducing . . .Your families will be informed of your death. . .
Posted March 19.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Cool idea and implementation, but the optimization leaves a lot to be desired. On average hardware with Linux and Proton Experimental on low settings no more than 20 fps with freaks. Despite this, the game is pretty fun
Posted May 26, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
Ah, Climb Challenge - Castle, the game that will make you question your sanity, your gaming choices, and your entire existence on this planet.

First of all, let's talk about the graphics. If you're a fan of the 8-bit era, then you'll love the 2-bit graphics in this game. The developers must have spent a whole ten minutes on the visuals, and that's being generous.

And don't even get me started on the controls. You might as well be trying to control a rabid squirrel on a sugar high. It's like the developers just threw darts at a board and randomly assigned each button to a different limb.

But let's talk about the gameplay itself. It's like the game is actively trying to make you fail. The obstacles are placed in the most illogical spots, and the camera angles will make you want to hurl your computer out the window.

But hey, at least the music is decent, right? Wrong. It's like a never-ending loop of elevator music, but worse.

All in all, Climb Challenge - Castle is a game that you'll play for a few minutes, hate yourself for wasting your time on, and then promptly uninstall. But hey, if you're into self-punishment and have a few bucks to spare, go ahead and give it a shot. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Posted March 10, 2023.
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51 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
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29.0 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
олды на месте
Posted March 7, 2019. Last edited August 16, 2021.
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76 people found this review helpful
145 people found this review funny
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43.8 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Тот случай, когда собираешь ПК, чтобы играть в симулятор сборки ПК
Posted January 27, 2019. Last edited April 17, 2023.
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