+rep oral surgeon that plugged me up with a couple canisters of nitrous oxide for free cus i gave him some good weed

+rep held some skinny white boys arms behind his back so i could punch him in the stomach

+rep blows backs out with mammoth skin condoms

the person below is a terrorist and should watched very closely

+rep borrowed my dewalt

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.

+rep burnt not 1 but 2 pieces of toast

+rep met him in Vietnam

back cash at mc donalds,200$

+rep Thailand tour guide Very good

Arise ye tarnished

supa racist

hey uhhhhh can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhh mcdouble and uhhhhhhh large fry and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh large sprite no ice?!

♥♥♥♥! You ain't getting no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ money!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! he's robbing the place!

i hav gun

nah, we're out of sprite and fries. We ain't got no mcdoubles either.

uhhhhhhh can i get a mcdouble and uhhhhhh large fries and uhhhhhhh ummmmmmm hmmmmmmmm a large sprite no ice