⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠉⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⡟⠛⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠁⣀⡀⠙⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠉⠉⠉⠛⢿⡟⠄⢀⠤⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠘⣿⣿⠁⢠⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣿⣿⡟⠄⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠉⠉⢀⢀⣿⣿⡇⠄⣶⣶⣿⣷⠆⢘⣿⠄⠄⠄⠲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢀⡀⠸⡏⠄⣾⣿⠁⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠹⣿⣿⠏⠄⣼⣿⠄⢸⣷⣤⣀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⠄⠸⠿⠿⠋⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⣼⣿⡀⢸⣿⣦⣀⣾⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿

⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡶⠂⣀⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⡒⢶⣶⣶⣶⣶
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣀⣶⣿⠋⠉⠉⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⠋⠙⣿
⠈⠻⣿⠃⠄⠘⠟⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢸⣿
⢻⣶⡌⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠆⠄⠘⠟⠛⠋⡀⣤⢸⣿
⠄⣿⠇⠄⣀⣠⣀⠨⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⠦⢆⣤⣴⣷⣧⣷⣦⣼⣿
⣰⠏⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⡤⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡙
⡏⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
⠄⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠉⠙⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⢠⣶⢠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣾⡇⣼⢇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿
⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⠄⠄⣾⣿⠃⣿⢸⠄⠄⢠⣾⠛⠒⢦⣤⣤⢀⣀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣠⡏⢸⢸⡇⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⠸⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣧⣾⢸⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⢹
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

This guy is the kind of guy you need during Gay Sex Weekend, caring enough to give you a reach around when others wouldn't. A hero, not the one we need but the one we deserve. So nice you know I had to ♥♥♥♥ twice. ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ

ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿
⠀⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠛💥💥💥
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⢹⣿⣿⣿⡋⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀
⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⠟⠁⠈⠉⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡄
⠀⠘⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🚬⠀Х͞о͞м͞с͞к͞и͞й͞͞ ͞Ч͞о͞м͞п͞е͞р͞
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣷⡤
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡟

Merry Christmas Kreigsman. May the glory of our Emperor shine down upon you, and illuminate the battlefield before you! Though battles long fought and sorely won, every ♥♥♥♥ you slay may rise 2 to meet you! Slay them too! and 4 more shall arise! Slay them all! And 8 more you shall greet!!! You may one day fall to Maximus Dickus, but know this, the Emperors Light fills you, and through him, or rather, through you, HIS strength downs ♥♥♥♥♥! TO WAR KREIGSMAN! AND REMEMBER!!!! YOUR DUTY IS TO SERVE YOUR EMPEROR, TO FIGHT AND DIE, FOR IT IS YOUR DUTY KREIGSMAN!!! TO WAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Babe, this cck is yours."
-Wallin' Stalin

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⡴⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠶⠦⠄⢹⣄⠀⠀⠑⠄⣀⡠⠤⠴⠒⠒⠒⠀⠀
⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠋⠀⠒⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀
⠈⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⠤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⠀
⠀⡀⠑⢄⡀⡜⠀⡜⠉⡆⠀⠀⠀⡎⠙⡄⠳⡀⢀⣀⣜⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠹⣍⠑⠀⡇⠀⢣⣰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠱⣠⠃⠀⡇⠁⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠔⣦⠀⠀⠀⠈⣉⣀⡀⠀⠀⠰⠶⠖⠘⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠰⠤⠐⠤⣀⡀⠀⠈⠑⣄⡁⠀⡀⣀⠴⠒⠀⠒⠃⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢯⡉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Sigma male schedule (basically me this is my sched) :

> 2:00 am- Wake up > 2:05am - Cold shower > 2:15am - breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall 2:30am - begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup. > 2:45am - edging,4hrs (for disipline) > 6:45am - cold shower > 7:00am - begin sprint to work > 8:00am - arrive at work > 8:05am - get called into boss' office > 8:06am - get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour" > 8:10am - sprint back home > 9:10am - lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal > 9:10am - edging(as punishment) > 3:00pm - bed time

Merry nutmas. Let us reinsert our instrument of submission to thy unholy rear! For thou shalt refuse us nor our lord Jesus Christ, our ultimate sinner! Praise be to him and his father, Allah! Thou shall bend! Bend to our will! and now, we shall commence thy desecration of thy sins and bestow peace and fertility upon thy retched quarters! Bless thee child! Bless, THeeheeeEEEEE!!!AAUUGHHH

Merry Christmas, let us remember the crusaders who in 1097 had to endure Christmas outside the walls of Antioch with no food or shelter.
Thank you Bohemond, Goudfrey, Baldwin and Raymound for crushing the muslims. And thanks to Peter the Hermit as well, the Genoese and venetian traders who supplied them as well as the Italians who selflessly dismantled their ships to construct siege weapons to finally take the holy city of Jerusalem.
Amen.

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

|⣿⡇⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠙⣦⠐⠠⡥⣿
⣿⡇⠄⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡔⠛⣿
⣿⡇⢰⢏⣤⣦⣤⣍⣉⣿⣿⣿⡟⢋⣁⣤⣤⣤⣈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠚⣯⡄⣿
⣿⡇⣾⣿⣉⣀⣠⠅⠄⣽⣿⣿⣇⠈⢈⣉⣩⣐⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠤⢿⢱⣿
⣿⠁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⠾⣿
⡏⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣿
⣧⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣯⣽⣋⠽⢭⣽⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠩⣭⣽⠁⢣⢿⣯⡉⣿⡶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠄⠈⠋⠈⠄⡈⠁⠒⠌⠊⣃⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣷⣤⣄⣤⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⠸⣿⣿⣿

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

Merry christmas, let us remember the crusaders who in 1097 had to endure christmas outside the walls of Antioch with no food or shelter.
Thank you Bohemond, Goudfrey, Baldwin and Raymound for crushing the muslims. And thanks to Peter the Hermit as well, the genoese and venitian traders who supplied them as well as the Italians who selflessly dismantled their ships to construct siege weapons to finally take the holy city of Jerusalem.
Amen.

Merry christmas, let us remember the crusaders who in 1097 had to endure christmas outside the walls of Antioch with no food or shelter.
Thank you Bohemond, Goudfrey, Baldwin and Raymound for crushing the muslims. And thanks to Peter the Hermit as well, the genoese and venitian traders who supplied them as well as the Italians who selflessly dismantled their ships to construct siege weapons to finally take the holy city of Jerusalem.
Amen.

Merry christmas, let us remember the crusaders who in 1097 had to endure christmas outside the walls of Antioch with no food or shelter.
Thank you Bohemond, Goudfrey, Baldwin and Raymound for crushing the muslims. And thanks to Peter the Hermit as well, the genoese and venitian traders who supplied them as well as the Italians who selflessly dismantled their ships to construct siege weapons to finally take the holy city of Jerusalem.
Amen.

⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠩⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣄⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛
⣿⠄⠄⠠⠴⠚⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄
⠁⠄⠄⣠⠖⢂⣤⣤⣤⣄⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⠄
⠰⣶⣿⠇⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⠄
⠄⣿⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠹⠄
⠄⡟⠄⠸⠿⠟⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠛⢛⠛⠄⠄
⠄⢤⠈⠙⠋⠔⠋⠄⠄⢀⣦⠄⣀⣉⣑⠊⢁⣿⡇⡇
⠄⠈⠄⠘⢷⣿⣿⣿⠎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣸⣿⣿⠃
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠿⠟⠃⠻⠘⠿⠿⣃⣀⠹⢿⣿⡿⠟⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⠄⠠⠾⠿⠓⠛⠛⠛⠓⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣆⢀⠄⠄⣭⣭⣤⣶⡆⣾⣿⠁⠄⠠
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⠾⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠇⣀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣄⡀⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠛⠋⣀⣼⣿⠆⣦
⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⣿⣿⠦⠄⠄⠛⠻⠃⠄⠘⢻⣿⣿⢠⣿

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀʙɪʟʟ ?

🐮🙀HAPPY🐺👿FURloween👻🐯my🦁🦊fellow furfriends!!BARK!! Oops... Did I scare you furless...? Don't stray too far from the paths💀 this FURloween👿nite, there's a big HAWT 💥BANGIN💥 Werewolfs 🐺out there 😿😻😻🙀😼😼

Send this to 10 fellow furpals to give the TRICK of that ♥♥♥♥! or a yummy furry 🐺🐺dog🐺🐺TREAT!!

If you get 1-3 back, you're a 🗑junkyard🐶dog.

If you get 4-7, ur a yiffable 🔴🚀🚀ghoul!🙈🙊🙉

IF you can get your 🐾feet: on 7-10, youre KING of the 🐺🐯🕯Annual FURloween Furpile!!!!🕯🐯🐺

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 u kno what that means ♥♥♥♥-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥ on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉

BOMBING RUN!!!

Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

Hello M'lady tips fedora. I was just riding my classy powerchair through your steam page and noticed your beautiful anime features. Message me on reddit (u/IncredibleAtheistIntellectual) and we can talk about feminism or fundies! You could possibly be my next waifu if you are up to the challenge of serving my every need (because I am a nice guy).

Best Wishes,
u/IncredibleAthiestIntellectual

P.S. sorry for any typos, my keyboard is slightly stiff from cheeto dust and neckbear hairs.

Merry christmas, let us remember the crusaders who in 1097 had to endure christmas outside the walls of Antioch with no food or shelter.
Thank you Bohemond, Goudfrey, Baldwin and Raymound for crushing the muslims. And thanks to Peter the Hermit as well, the genoese and venitian traders who supplied them as well as the Italians who selflessly dismantled their ships to construct siege weapons to finally take the holy city of Jerusalem.
Amen.

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I sexually Identify as an unoriginal joke. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of surfing reddit dropping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and derailing actual conversation. People say to me that this has been really going on for far too long and and it trivialises gender identity but I don’t care, I'm a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a mountain dew dispenser, a catheter and and a poop shoot on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Logical Gamer” and respect my right to freeze peach. If you can’t accept me you’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tumblirina sjw cultural marxist liberal and you triggered lol?. Thank you for being so understanding.

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

Merry christmas, let us remember the crusaders who in 1097 had to endure christmas outside the walls of Antioch with no food or shelter.
Thank you Bohemond, Goudfrey, Baldwin and Raymound for crushing the muslims. And thanks to Peter the Hermit as well, the genoese and venitian traders who supplied them as well as the Italians who selflessly dismantled their ships to construct siege weapons to finally take the holy city of Jerusalem.
Amen.

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-rep didn't give me any Robux like he promised

PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st. Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying ♥♥♥♥♥ boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.

It pisses me off TO NO END!!!!! when I see CHILDLESS COUPLES WITHOUT AT DISNEY WORLD!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 DW is a FAMILY amusement park!!!! They have NO idea the JOY and HAPPINESS it is to MOTHERS WHO BUYS THEIR BABIES TREATS AND TOYS!!!! THEY WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THE EXHAUSTION THAT IT IS TO CHASE A 3 YEAR OLD AROUND AND GETTING STARES AT ASSUMING IM A BAD MOTHER!!!! This ♥♥♥♥ in some very SLUTTY shorts was buying a Mickey pretzel and Aiden wanted one but the line was very long so I said later and it broke his poor little heart and he cried I WANTED TO TAKE THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRETZEL FROM THAT TRAMP LIKE THANKS ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU MADE MY SON CRY!!! 😡😡 People without CHILDREN need to be BANNED!!!! Mothers with children should be allowed to skip ALL THE LINE!!!! YOU HAVE NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE TO STAND IN LINE FOR 3 HOURS WITH A CRANKY TIRED EXHAUSTED TODDLER!!!! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate childless women with a BURNING PASSION!!!

HEY I’M A 14 YEAR OLD CHRISTIAN RAPPER I’D APPRECIATE IF YOU WOULD CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL IN MY BIO THANKS GOD BLESS! 🔥🎵❤️🙏🏿🎤

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A shout out everyone. Say this dude actually thinks he can get away with talking all that noise then. funny because I got his profile right here like why would you talk all that noise if I know what your profile is right here I know where your work I know your girlfriend lives I know where you live I got your whole profile right here.this is what happens when you think you're doing a dork a favor when you would help them from getting bullied in high school he comes back in life and starts insulting you and your fans and for the family. This is where he works at 2 I think it's funny because I'm going to go visit him being my girlfriend coming in there. I want to get his face too we're going to see how he reacts I'll talk to his manager to. then I'm going to email his girlfriend I'm going to get I'm going to go visit her with me to talk to her about it when we get to the bottom of all this you know I'm saying because what this is is this is harassment and I've got proof right here.

you're not funny kid

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

You losers don't appreciate good copypasta. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting. I'm out here slaving away, coming up with original, high quality content. My pasta is funny and topical with a wry humor that belies its deep message. But you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't get it; it's just too clever for you peons. As my genius barely gets comprehended, I'm forced to watch as the dumbest, most overused ♥♥♥♥ consistently posted on Camerons Page. Seriously, you sheep are placated with a few emojis and some dumb phrase.

"Oh 💩♥♥♥♥💩 some gangsta 🔫 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with yeet 😎😎 yeety 😘😘 yeet😝😝. Oh damnizzle😜😜 just chillin' with my nizzle🙏🙏. Let's yeet some cummies 🍆🍆💦💦."

It's just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb. There's no message, no humor. It's just words, onomatopoeias, and emojis. But if that's what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peasants want, then fine. There you go. I hope you yeet on my 🍆 and choke. ♥♥♥♥ all of you.

Tell starbucks your name is Trump. I did this today. As the barista yelled out "Trump?" "Order for Trump?" there was a screech of horror from a woman beside me. She clawed her eyes out and used her blood to write some strange otherworldly scribbles on the wall. She then jumped onto the counter and began to chant "Iya! Iya! Nyarlathotep n'gath minl'yah!" over and over again. A strange symbol began to glow on the floor that I can't even describe, and the walls began to pulsate. The entire crowd began to screech as forbidden knowledge from the beyond began to fill their minds, and the most horrifying sounds were heard from those poor souls. As they all began to claw each other to death to save themselves from the horrors to come. I simply smiled and said to myself...

...heh, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ libtards

The idea that sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥is demeaning has always baffled me. I find it incredibly empowering. I'm taking the most sensitive part of your body, possibly even the part that's post important to you, and putting it in my mouth. Between my teeth. The part of my body that was designed to tear and grind and destroy and prepare food for digestion. And instead of using that incredible power to do you harm, which I could very easily do, I'm going to use it to give you incredible pleasure. One of the most enjoyable experiences a human being can have, an ♥♥♥♥♥♥. How does that not make me a benevolent Goddess? I'm taking your life ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my hands (mouth) and making it beautiful for you. I'm ♥♥♥♥ing channeling Aphrodite over here and that's supposed to be demeaning?

The idea that sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥is demeaning has always baffled me. I find it incredibly empowering. I'm taking the most sensitive part of your body, possibly even the part that's post important to you, and putting it in my mouth. Between my teeth. The part of my body that was designed to tear and grind and destroy and prepare food for digestion. And instead of using that incredible power to do you harm, which I could very easily do, I'm going to use it to give you incredible pleasure. One of the most enjoyable experiences a human being can have, an ♥♥♥♥♥♥. How does that not make me a benevolent Goddess? I'm taking your life ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my hands (mouth) and making it beautiful for you. I'm ♥♥♥♥ing channeling Aphrodite over here and that's supposed to be demeaning?

The idea that sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥is demeaning has always baffled me. I find it incredibly empowering. I'm taking the most sensitive part of your body, possibly even the part that's post important to you, and putting it in my mouth. Between my teeth. The part of my body that was designed to tear and grind and destroy and prepare food for digestion. And instead of using that incredible power to do you harm, which I could very easily do, I'm going to use it to give you incredible pleasure. One of the most enjoyable experiences a human being can have, an ♥♥♥♥♥♥. How does that not make me a benevolent Goddess? I'm taking your life ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my hands (mouth) and making it beautiful for you. I'm ♥♥♥♥ing channeling Aphrodite over here and that's supposed to be demeaning?

I GUESS 🤔 THEY NEVER🚫YIFF🐾HUH?
YOU😲GOT✔A FUR-FRIEND🙊 I BET🎰HE DOESN'T 🤷‍♂️ KNOT 💄💦 YA!
*POP* 💋
HE GON'👉GLOMP🤗ANOTHER😐GIRL 💃 AND HE WON'T🚫MISS YA! 😢
HE GON'😛POUNCE 🐅AND GO OWO LIKE WHAT😏IS THIS? 🍆 NYA~ 😻

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

You have been reported.

I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Steam Admin. I do not have Admin powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all

I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.
Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.

I am not gay. I only like ti1ts, vagi1nas, and butts of woman. Not of men. Men’s asses are nice and I like peni1ses, but they are not attractive, as I am only attracted to the private parts of women, not men. Please stop calling me gay, as that is not true. I will report you. I have a long day of drinking beer and having intercourse with women (not men) ahead of me. Thank you.

HIT 👊 OR YIFF 🦊
I GUESS 🤔 THEY NEVER🚫YIFF🐾HUH?
YOU😲GOT✔A FUR-FRIEND🙊 I BET🎰HE DOESN'T 🤷‍♂️ KNOT 💄💦 YA!
*POP* 💋
HE GON'👉GLOMP🤗ANOTHER😐GIRL 💃 AND HE WON'T🚫MISS YA! 😢
HE GON'😛POUNCE 🐅AND GO OWO LIKE WHAT😏IS THIS? 🍆 NYA~ 😻

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