Reported for calling me a cracker

+rep made out with homeboy on office

https://youtu.be/9wtvXoXh0VU?si=cu1L_2r-P-D7Km6O

-rep +gay

"Cheater Town Hall" The rest were flawed, by nature or by ignorance. You are the greater evil. you are trash by choice. I would like to preface this response by allowing all to see your "review" of CS2 it is and I quote: "I am global elite hello, csgo please change my rank i am global elite". It is instantantiouslly apparent that you are retarded, as CS2 released on September 27, 2023 and this review was
Posted: Sep 29, 2024 @ 8:21pm
718.8 hrs on record (486.9 hrs at review time)
If any of you are wondering just 3 days later on 9/30/24, 8:52 PM, this was his performance (username is Flu Game) https://tracker.gg/cs2/matches/d324a689-98cf-41a3-874f-b9895a782a0a . While you may suffer from alien hand syndrome (the alternative is worse), I refuse to believe you are blind. So do tell me, what exact did we do with the 231.9 hours of cs2 after this review? You tell me, but ill tell you im one rank below your peak with 594.9 hours to spare. isn't that frightening?

3/3 You have lost -1794 Elo playing with or against the same people. This lack of learning is more than groundbreaking, its reality shattering. seldom do we come across a player exhibiting plantlike ignorance this effectively. I believe the root cause is a systematic dismissal of others from a weak ego, that thus induces an artificially inflated ego for self protection, big, but weak to puncture. You have been punctured. The air is leaking Gavin We are nearing 500 games in silver Gavin. the clock is ticking. but there is hope. Its not all doom, you can change while you are new and malleable. Remember the euphoria you felt on 1:51 PM August 27th 2024 (8-19 KD 42 ADR) when you peaked at GN3, look beyond the allegations for which you have no experience to claim, delve into the aim routines and macro studies! humble yourself, then build your ego back, swing by swing. Wallow in mediocrity or rise meteorically? For your sake I hope this is a shot you do not miss.

2/3 If it is your hands trembling as you wield a weapon belonging to a higher lifeform, while you watch the 4 troft feeders buy augs and negevs, knowing that their combined 16.2% entry rate is not enough, I will not know. what I do know is that you shoot with a 80% uncertainty, with a further 91% certainty for giving the enemy combatant a lineup. certaintly with stats like this we are playing entry?
Entry Attempts 18%
Entry Success per round: 8%
Oh Gavin what are we doing??? You alone have outclimbed them in so little time and yet you bait AND fail to deliver? Furthermore, may I ask why our impact score is 0.90 (bottom 16%)? What about the 62.9% KAST (bottom 10%) in fact you have a innerstanding (sure as hell not out) line up of bottom 29%, 10%, 18%, and 16% for all stat lines. Is this due to these so called, "cheaters:? Are we a weather balloon, being taken hither into untradable territories?

1/3 "shooter mcgavin", You are different from your peers in that your name isn't in all caps and your weapon of choice is a M4 and AK. unfortunately despite this overwhelming advantage your results are equal if not, worse considering the options available. I am loathe to admit you may be worse, as they did the same with less. Your peers average a combined 38.5% wr, while you hold a 42% a negligible value when weighed against your arsenal. It is rather concerning that our AK hs rate is a flat 10% (17.9% player base average) when the average for a AWP across all players is 12.9%. This is so anti-marksmanship, I suggest coining the term, "unremarksmanship". But I digress with your lack of skill with the flagship powerhouse, let us gaze upon your main rifle, the M4. It becomes glaringly obvious that VAC is working as intended when we view your performance with this beast.

"DIRTY DEEDS", Your profile picture is of trump, a businessman, as such I will speak to you like no other. The margin displayed between our scathing comment of "report this hacking turd" and our combined win yield of 38% over 3,985 matches is unacceptable. To put it into terms our dear investors will understand, we queue with a 62% expectancy for depreciating value of our MMR. These metrics are quite frankly, unsustainable. So I have compiled two major data points as well as solutions for both to square the circle.

• We fired 89,819 rounds in total for an average of only 57.5 damage per round.
solution: lock the Negev & Bizon option in store permanently
• We hit the right arm 10x more than the left, interestingly this coincided with Recoil nerfs by 4.97%, 4.45%, and 9.19%(Height 7.84° down -0.41° Recoil Width 5.67° down -0.26° Total Recoil Area 44.48° down -4.5°). the improvement of one (1) percent is thus irrelevant.
solution: Non-negotiable Ak and M4 shock therapy

"GUITARZAN", a "acoustic" vine swinger? A jolly thought! unfortunately the "offkey" of your performance is readily made known to all mankind by being the 3rd aug main present. Normally, this calls for belittlement, but when I saw that the "fret"ting apes of s*lver had raised you to use the negev (3.7k kills in CSGO!) I was proud so see you become more...civilized. in fact lets "hammer-on" the deets so we can show how much you have grown!
You used to shoot with a 92% uncertainty, this is now as 72% uncertainty!
you used to hold a kd of 0.59, this is now 0.77!
you used to display a winrate of 36% over 1.09k games, this is now 38% over 1,018 less total games.
This is, tragically, where our growth is stunted in gameplay and mind. for despite all our growth we still fail to be in "tune" with human logic. "hacker beyond any shadow of any doubt this guy is using hacks" is a truly "high-strung" take that the "brown note" level of play you display cannot defend.

"MR.FREEZE" (3 E's), the chill I felt upon seeing your stats...Your comment of "hacking hacking hacking/ cant hit a shot without his hacks" drew my attention as biblically anything said 3 times holds supreme significance. It is with this in mind that I found it rather curious that we hold a (3)9% wr with a (3)(3)% hs rate across (3)86 games. Let us shift focus towards the latter comment of "cant hit a shot without his hacks", I see you hold the ideal of landing your shots highly
Aug 27%
SG556 21%
Negev 10%
Bizon 1(3)%
unfortunately the disconnect in our philosphy is apparent. On the flip side you are a perfect coinflip with a clutch factor of 50% when you are in a 1v1! Alas this curious "3" value appears in the 1v3 section, with a 6% (2 3's together for emphasis) possibilty of clutching, after which we hold a 0% chance of survival. This is of course offset by us having 1(3) flash assists over 47 hours over 100 matches, a tremendous contribution to your units cohesion and tactics!

"THUNDER STRUCK", Let us get behind ourselves and review our extravagant stats shall we? It appears we boast a 0.77KD with a HLTV rating of 0.87, in addition to these already startling values you bring to the table a whopping 39% winrate! We have a ADR of 67, which is fitting for our arsenal
Aug 2051 k
SG556 1495 k
Negev 367 k
Bizon 283 k
we hate winning gunfights, but thats ok! Most s*lvers will tell you macro over micro.
Entry Success per Round 10% (holy moly)
CT+T:
45%
38%
52%
Entry Attempts
23%
24%
22%
though most impressive is your clutch success
1vX 14%
1v1
56%
W:84/L:67
1v2
12% (XD?)
W:30/L:218
1v3
4%
W:10/L:219
1v4
2%
W:3/L:197
1v5
0%
W:0/L:74
It appears the difference between 1 and 2 is 44%!!! We are almost 5x more likely to lose if there more than a single target on our screen. Perhaps are we a Cyclops? I do think you live up to your name, as you most certainly play like a lightning rod, stationary, exposed, and perma drawing the ire of god.

CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER

hacking hacking hacking/ cant hit a shot without his hacks

hacker beyond any shadow of any doubt this guy is using hacks

report this hacking turd

cheater

-rep walling

report this wall hacking turd

+rep a true warrior

+ rep from faceit

+rep my bricka

brain rot

-rep

silent hill sucks

bro was streaming ur game u play like a pig jean. may u swing like a pendulum

-rep very bad

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. We then made love for the rest of night.
This guy is gay and ready for a good time.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

OMG HES SO GOOD AT CSGO SING MY PROFILE PLEASE

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

-Rep
Hating on a real ♥♥♥♥♥ playing Siege

Lit, you are an inspiration. You are not afraid to be flamboyant and admit that you live an alternative lifestyle. I think you are one of the best openly homosexual players on Pummel Party and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but I do.

Pretty cool

FORTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

pathetic waller

signed by rafss

Add me :)

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Lit, you are an inspiration. You are not afraid to be flamboyant and admit that you live an alternative lifestyle. I think you are one of the best openly homosexual players on Pummel Party and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but I do.

dude uses hacks in danger zone complete noob

cool guy fun to talk to

LULW

see u at lostlands boi

Signed by Karlow0w.

signed by anythiNG :)

Signed by chad! :D

notevenlit you're rly gud

IS THE BOOSTED GOD