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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 1:29pm

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 1:29pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 1:53pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 2:04pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 2:08pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 2:16pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 2:15pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 3:02pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 3:09pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 3:12pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2020 @ 3:16pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2020 @ 5:38pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2020 @ 5:38pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2020 @ 5:42pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2020 @ 5:45pm

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 4:00pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 5:15pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 3:54pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 4:17pm

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 4:23pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 6:06pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 6:20pm

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 6:33pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 6:44pm

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2020 @ 6:40pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2020 @ 11:41am

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2020 @ 11:46am

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2020 @ 11:46am

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2020 @ 11:42am

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2020 @ 11:52am

"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2020 @ 12:01pm



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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