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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 7:42am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2017 @ 12:03am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked Jan 24, 2017 @ 12:23am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 12:48pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 6:35am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2017 @ 6:52am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 2:33pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2017 @ 11:34pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2017 @ 11:53pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2017 @ 12:12am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 1:37am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2017 @ 5:22am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2016 @ 1:26pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2016 @ 8:19am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 7:36am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Feb 19, 2017 @ 1:30pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2017 @ 11:53pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked Feb 19, 2017 @ 11:53pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2017 @ 12:04am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 5:12pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Jun 5, 2017 @ 10:09am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 6:12am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2017 @ 12:08pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 6:00am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 4:34am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2017 @ 1:00pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2017 @ 12:57pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2017 @ 9:59am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2017 @ 12:07pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2017 @ 2:21am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2017 @ 10:11am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2017 @ 12:07pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2017 @ 2:30pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2017 @ 1:12pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2017 @ 3:44am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Sep 6, 2017 @ 7:19am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Jan 17, 2021 @ 10:58am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!