conrad
Conrad
South Lanarkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Mar 7, 2020 @ 5:11pm 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

💚 * 💗 * 🐝 * 🎫 * 🐳 * 📀 * 🐠 * 🐊 * 👳 * 🏓 * 🐛 * 🌏 * 😺 * 📗 * 👹 * 🍇
ㅤ* A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
ㅤ* Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
ㅤ* Without ME, it's just AWESO.
👃 * 🚗 * 🎽 * ⛳ * 🕺 * 🥗 * 🏀 * 💛 * 🌸 * 😺 * 📘 * 🚙 * 👔 * 📒 * 🥒 * 🏓

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!