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22.1 hrs last two weeks / 634.3 hrs on record (441.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: Dec 15, 2022 @ 5:46am
Updated: Jun 14 @ 4:29pm

This is the story of how i almost lost my virginity in this game. One day, I've decided to queue up for de_nuke, i got into a server full of 40 year old polish gay furries, they started to scream strange poland spells on me. Afterwards, I began to sweat, i was so sweaty, that i had to take my shirt off. After some time, my entire body was itching from the sweat, that i had to take off all my clothes and play naked. After doing that, i picked up my headphones and i started to hear some strange whispers on a forbidden language, the lights in my room began to flicker, my floor started to shake, i tried to close CS2, but i couldn't, i still could hear the polish people whispering into my ears! All of a sudden, the lights in my room turned off, my monitor was still turned on somehow. I went up to the monitor, and i see that one of the furries from the game wrote me on Steam, the text said: "Thank you daddy, I was hard."
I was so terrified by this incident, that i had to called 911 and explain my story to them. I'm now traumatized for life because of this game.
10/10
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