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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 16.1 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: Sep 9, 2019 @ 12:45pm
Updated: Sep 9, 2019 @ 6:56pm

Early Access Review
i met my girlfriend on this game and ever since then me and my girlfriend love having intercourse in sf #1. this game is recommended if you are in a long distance relationship ( not edating ) and want to have a fun experience with your significant other ( lgbt welcome ) ( my girlfriend is actually a guy so please respect her as a female ) i like it a lot when my girlfriend sits on my character or does the spooky dance emoji on top of me while i lay down. i also like when she sits on my face a lot and i like sitting inside of her while she lays down. shout out my girlfriend we're engaged and getting married soon i love you baby :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
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14 Comments
DVQ Oct 5, 2019 @ 1:47pm 
Love you too, babe.
żurek Sep 18, 2019 @ 8:20am 
POLSKA KURWA
Mr.clocktower Sep 13, 2019 @ 1:31pm 
yes, it shows that your asserting your dominance in the new kingdom.
krippen Sep 13, 2019 @ 10:14am 
you needed to post 3 comments?
Mr.clocktower Sep 13, 2019 @ 1:37am 
@alpha nin-er stop spreading your god damn sjwness. you fucking sjw
Mr.clocktower Sep 12, 2019 @ 8:28pm 
in telling us what room it is, im going to have to clean that room.
Mr.clocktower Sep 12, 2019 @ 8:27pm 
i was only about the fucking part, this doesnt have to do anything with genders.
TheAntagonist Sep 12, 2019 @ 4:01pm 
nvm I can't explain this to you... Whatever you do you .
krippen Sep 12, 2019 @ 3:55pm 
Sorry, its not homosexual my girlfriend is a girl.
TheAntagonist Sep 12, 2019 @ 3:44pm 
Not to down on your beliefs mate, but if it's a homosexual couple, that isn't necessarily being "engaged". But Whatever.