all locations in north america in europe eh? and 16 gallons of semen can not go across countries and across oceans

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM ISSUING A WARNING FOR ALL LOCATIONS IN NORTH AMERICA IN EUROPE WARNING PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT I AM CURRENTLY EJACULATING EVERYWHERE THIS WARNING WAS ISSUED BY THE PENTAGON IN WASHINGTON DC AT A BOUT 9:40 NEW YORK TIME I BEGAN EJACULATING ALL OVER MY BED OUTSIDE OF WASHINGTON DC THE SEMEN REACHED FROM CALIFORNIA TO LONDON AND MEASURED APPROXIMATELY SIXTEEN GALLONS OF SEMEN THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT

Im planning on leaving you hanging

You and your ugliness are affecting my mental health, please cease