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☸๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩„„„„„„„„☸„„„„„„„☸„„„„„„„☸๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑
Tobacco is a filthy weed,
That from the devil does proceed;
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes,
And makes a chimney of your nose.
-- B. Waterhouse
We've tried each spinning space mote
And reckoned its true worth:
Take us back again to the homes of men
On the cool, green hills of Earth.
The arching sky is calling
Spacemen back to their trade.
All hands! Standby! Free falling!
And the lights below us fade.
Out ride the sons of Terra,F
🚗 -- 💃 -- 📒 -- 🍆 -- 🐛 -- 🕺 -- 📗 -- 📀 -- 🎈 -- 🥗 -- 🌋 -- 👃 -- 💎 -- 🎫 -- 🥞
→ Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy
→ Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.
🎄 ❖ 💄 ❖ 🎽 ❖ 🐊 ❖ 📀 ❖ 🌋 ❖ 💚 ❖ 🎈 ❖ 🥞 ❖ 🐳 ❖ 🍆 ❖ 🚕 ❖ 🚗 ❖ 🔋 ❖ ⚡
Yours truly, Inger Casselberry (the cat)
🐊 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167087084 💙
💄 ✦ 👃 -- Mel Brooks, "The Producers" 🥗👹📘
👑👳🚙🎈👾📗⚡🌋💙🐟💄📒⛳🏓💚
"The sixties were good to you,
weren't they?"
-- George Carlin
👾🎁🐳👽📀🎈🥞🎽🎍🌋🍆🏀🌳👑🥗
📕📒🌏🥒🚕🌸💙🐝🐟🚙👹📗💗⚡🍇
Mulder: (to Boggs on Scully's disappearance).. Elvis in three
states every day.. and yet no one saw a pretty woman
being forced off the road in a rental car?
"The X-Files: Irresistible"
Shaman: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly.
If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes
or bathe for four days.
Mulder: That's really gonna cut into my social life.
"The X-Files: The Blessing Way"
⚡ ✈ 👾 ✈ 🎽 ✈ 📗 ✈ 😺 ✈ 🌋 ✈ 🌳 ✈ 📘 ✈ 💄 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 📒 ✈ 📕 ✈ 💙 ✈ 🎍
👽 ♪ "Tea
🏀🎫 ❦ or
💛🍇💚 ☎ coffee,
💄⚡🔋💃 ٿ gentlemen?"
🍆👑👔🚙👹 ✴ 1st
🐝🌸🌏⚡🥒🐊 ☼ customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
Klingon phaser attack from front!!!!!
100% Damage to life support!!!!
Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, it
is only because we have no choice.
-- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
--------------------------------------------------------------
💗🐳🚙🚕🎍🎁🏀🕺👔🌂🐛📀🍆📕🐊
👑💗🥗💙👳🐠🍧🥞👽📒🎄🚗📘💛💚
🚘🏀🎫🌋⚡🔋🌳📕🍇🎁🌸🍧💛🥒⛳
Usually eager to work, but on one or two occasions has been less than willing to tackle an assignment within the range of competence, or reluctant to learn something new. kyr has the potential to be a good communicator, although may occasionally confuse some listeners. Gives others the chance to speak too, and seems to take on board their point of view. They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw.
🐳 + ⚡ = 🎫
The night passes quickly when you're asleep
But I'm out shufflin' for something to eat
...
Breakfast at the Egg House,
Like the waffle on the griddle,
I'm burnt around the edges,
But I'm tender in the middle.
-- Adrian Belew
Parsley
is gharsley.
-- Ogden Nash
Romeo was restless, he was ready to kill,
He jumped out the window 'cause he couldn't sit still,
Juliet was waiting with a safety net,
Said "don't bury me 'cause I ain't dead yet".
🎄 -- 👑 -- 🐊 -- 👾 -- 🌂 -- 📒 -- 💙 -- 🚙 -- 💃 -- 💎 -- 🐠 -- 🌽 -- 📗 -- 🎁 -- 🍖
🎈⚡🍧🌋🚘💚👳🐟👽
📀🏀👾💄🔋🌽🏓😺🕺
🥒🌽📗💙💃🚗🍆🐛🥞
👔📀🍖🚙👑🌂📘🌳🎁
🐳💗⛳🚕🥗🌏🏀🎍💙
😺🎈👃💚🍧🏓📒🌋🐊
🚘🍖🎄🎫🐝🌂💛🍇📗
👔💃⚡🥒🥗📕🐟👳🌸
🐊 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🍆
🎍 🥞 💗 📘 🌂 ⛳ 🎽 👃 🔋 👑
If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then
it's probably not worth knowing anyway. -- Calvin
My family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me. Consequently
I'm not self actualized. -- Calvin
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
-- Calvin
🏓 🍇 🎈 💛 🎄 👔 🐠 🐝 🌏 🥗
🐊 * 💙 * 🐝 * 👹 * 👽 * 👑 * 🐳 * 🐠 * 🚙 * 📒 * 🍆 * 🎈 * 🌋 * 🥗 * 🐳 * 👃
ㅤ* When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
ㅤ* What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer
ㅤ* The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.
🕺 * 💗 * 🌽 * 📗 * 🥞 * 🐛 * 💃 * 🍇 * 💎 * 📗 * 🎁 * 💄 * 🚘 * 🚙 * ⚡ * 🎈
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
🔋 ✯ 🚗 -- Elvis Costello 🚘🥞🌂
I KNOW WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
'Everyone says that, though.
I KNOW WHEN EVERYONE'S HAD ENOUGH.
(Moving Pictures)
😪
People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across
the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from
behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone
else."
-- Carrot travels to Ankh-Morpork
(Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)
😵
I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.
-- Gellett Burgess
I've never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But from the milk we're getting now
There certainly must be one
-- Odgen Nash
Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"
I'm sorry now I wrote it
But I can tell you anyhow
I'll kill you if you quote it.
-- Gellett Burgess, many years later
🤑
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏾 It'ssuing malcompliant citation. 👊🏽
ㅤㅤㅤ 👋 Disp updating APB likeness! 👊🏿
ㅤㅤㅤ 👆🏼 16. ✊🏻
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤟🏽 Three! 👊🏾
ㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏻 Confirm sector not sterile. 👊🏼
🤓
The man who sees, on New Year's day, Mount Fuji, a hawk, and an eggplant
is forever blessed.
-- Old Japanese proverb
😷
Lamonte Cranston once hired a new Chinese manservant. While describing his
duties to the new man, Lamonte pointed to a bowl of candy on the coffee
table and warned him that he was not to take any. Some days later, the new
manservant was cleaning up, with no one at home, and decided to sample some
of the candy. Just than, Cranston walked in, spied the manservant at the
candy, and said:
"Pardon me Choy, is that the Shadow's nugate you chew?"
😶
You will inherit millions of dollars.
😩
Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid
chicken fat in plastic sauce.
-- The joys of travelling the world by plane
(Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
🤗
🎽 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🍖
🌸 🥗 👾 🚕 😺 📗 🏓 🍇 🌋 🕺
"I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! ...
The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true."
-Calvin
I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change.
-- Calvin
I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept.
--- Calvin
🐊 🐝 💛 🚘 💃 🚙 💄 🐝 💙 🐛
🐟 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🎄
💛 🏓 🕺 🐊 😺 🌏 🌋 ⛳ ⚡ 🍧
If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't care
nothing matters so you are never upset. -- Calvin
"You don't get to be mom if you can't fix everything just right." -Calvin
"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :
A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come.
-- Calvin
🚙 🍖 🥒 🐝 🎈 📘 👳 🐊 👹 💎
True happiness will be found only in true love.
♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📘
I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so.
-- John Donne
♥ 💛 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎫
🎈🥒🏓| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
📒📘👳|
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
???
On nights such as this, evil deeds are done. And good deeds, of course. But mostly evil deeds.
(Wyrd Sisters)
| 🔋🐳🚙🍇👃📕😺👽🍖📘🎁🌳👔🏀🌋🐊🎽👳:happysarah
🐊 * 🚘 * 🐠 * 🚕 * 🔋 * 💗 * 🐳 * 🐝 * 📒 * 🚙 * 👾 * 🎈 * 🥒 * 🏀 * 🎁 * 🕺
ㅤ* The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
ㅤ* The best measure of someone's honesty is the zero adjust on their bathroom scale.
ㅤ* 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
👽 * ⚡ * 📘 * 🌂 * 💚 * 👹 * 🐟 * 🚕 * 🌽 * 🐊 * 🚗 * 💙 * 🌳 * 💛 * 💄 * 🌏
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!
👳🍖🌏🔋🕺🐊🌂💛💄👔👃📗🚕🐠 → 💙...but you can be straightened out. ⛳
🥞🐛🐳🚗💎📒🌂🎄🥗🍖🐝📘🍆💄 → 📗 Lucky Numbers: 😺
💃🎄🎁👾🍧🐛🥞🌋🐳🌽🏓🥒💚🍧 → 👑 18,59,45 🐠
🐠🌳🎽 ㅤㅤ🎁👑🍧ㅤㅤㅤ🏀📗🐟ㅤㅤㅤ🌽🌋🚙ㅤㅤㅤ🥒🌂💛
🕺🎫👽 ㅤㅤ🚕👹📀ㅤㅤㅤ🐊🏓🍇ㅤㅤㅤ💙🔋💄ㅤㅤㅤ🥞😺💚
+ WHAT IS THE FBI?
- federal bureau of investigation.
Teach me more things.
📘🌸👽🍧👑👹🔋💄🐊 ║✩ ":)"
🥞🐳🏀📗🐝🍆🎈🌽🎽
🐛💚🌏🍖🎁📒🐠⛳🐳
🎫🐝💃🥒🌽🍧🚙💄👔
🌂🎄💛💙🎈⛳🚕🐠🌳
🍆👑🐛🏀🍇🥞🌏👹🔋
👳💃🎽👽📀🚙🕺🌸👃
🐠 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 📒
🏀 🚙 🌽 👾 🚘 🌂 😺 🥒 🌸 💚
As a math atheist, I think I should be excused from this.
--- Calvin, to Hobbes
"Who can fathom the feminine mind?" -Calvin "I like `em anyway" -Hobbes
"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone."
--- Hobbes
⚡ 🐟 🚙 🎁 🌏 🌋 🥒 🥞 💄 🐟
→ Who loves me will also love my dog. -- John Donne
→ "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."
🎈 ☎ 📀 ☎ ⚡ ☎ 🌳 ☎ 🍆 ☎ 💄 ☎ 🥞 ☎ 👾 ☎ 🌸 ☎ 🚙 ☎ 🌋 ☎ 🥒 ☎ 🎁 ☎ 🍇 ☎ 👔
Yours truly, Frankie Petrash (the cat)
😺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167087057 🍖
🥒🌂🐝🎍🎫🌽🐠🌸📘 ║✩ "You're forever..."
📒🐊🌽🍖🎄🌏🔋👹⚡
💙💗🚕🍇💚📕🥞👾⛳
👽🎽📀🚗🚘👑🌋🐊💎
🐝🐛💃💛👔💃💚😺🌳
🌂🕺🌸📒⛳🐟🍆🔋🌋
👳🎁🎫💄👽💗🚘🥗👃
→ If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
→ No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
🌋 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 🌂 ✥ 📘 ✥ 👽 ✥ 👑 ✥ 💎 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 🌳 ✥ 😺 ✥ 📀 ✥ 🐟 ✥ 🐛 ✥ 💗 ✥ 🥒
Yours truly, Esmeralda Fornili (the cat)
🎽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167098074 📒
🎽🎄💃👑🚗🍇🚕👽📗⚡🚘🌸📒🍆 → 🐠...short of a picnic. 🎄
💛🔋🎽🌋🏓🎍😺🕺🐠👽💎🐝🎁👹 → ⛳ Lucky Numbers: 👔
👾🌽🐛🌸💄🚙🎫🥞📕🥗💛🚘🍖🥒 → ⚡ 58,63,46 🍇
🎍 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🌏
🏀 🍧 🎁 🥗 🎈 🐳 👳 🎄 🚘 🌋
Wormwood : Calvin, how about you?
Calvin : Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Calvin
Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have a
little discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought
to be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful.
-- Calvin
🐊 👑 🚕 🍆 🐛 🍖 🕺 🌂 🌳 🥞
-Professor
😯
Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours.
😲
He wasn't good or evil or cruel or extreme in any way but one, which was that he had elevated greyness to the status of a fine art and cultivated a mind that was as bleak and pitiless and logical as the slopes of Hell.
(The Light Fantastic)
🤕
Peanut Blossoms
4 cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk
4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp. vanilla
4 cups shortening 14 cups flour
8 eggs 4 tsp. soda
4 cups peanut butter 4 tsp. salt
Shape dough into balls. Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie
sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes. Immediately top each cookie with a
Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie. Makes a
heck of a lot.
😶
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.
🤠
INDIVIDUAL: YOU ARE CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 1.
PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, MIDNIGHT.
👑🚗🐛 ㅤㅤ🕺🍖🐳ㅤㅤㅤ😺⛳👃ㅤㅤㅤ📕📘🎍ㅤㅤㅤ⚡💃👾
🔋🚕🍧 ㅤㅤ🌸🥗📒ㅤㅤㅤ💚🎽💗ㅤㅤㅤ🥞🐊👹ㅤㅤㅤ🌏💄💛
+ WHAT IS HAMBURGER?
- ground beef.
Please feed me more data.
🚘👑💚 ㅤㅤ🏓👔🚕ㅤㅤㅤ🚗🐊👽ㅤㅤㅤ🐟👹👳ㅤㅤㅤ🍆🏀🥞
🎍📘💗 ㅤㅤ🌽🐛👃ㅤㅤㅤ👽🌂🍧ㅤㅤㅤ🐊💃🕺ㅤㅤㅤ🎁💛🌳
+ WHAT IS MASS?
- mass is a holy rite of the catholic church.
Will you tell me more?