Hi, I’m Kong Hee, the humble pastor who heard God’s voice and decided to build a megachurch… and, you know, briefly reroute S$50 million of its funds into “creative projects.”

People call it criminal breach of trust and falsification of accounts; I call it vision.

Sure, the judge disagreed and I ended up on a 28-month spiritual sabbatical in Changi Prison, but who among us hasn’t funded a pop career with church money and then preached about holiness the next Sunday?

But I’m back now—restored, refreshed, and absolutely ready to keep teaching about integrity, sacrifice, and suffering for Christ. I may have misused millions, but please don’t let that distract you from my real message: keep donating. Jesus is an investment—and so am I.

Help me fulfil my God-given dream of finally getting that private jet. After all, if the Lord can resurrect me from courtrooms and prison cells, surely He can elevate me to 40,000 feet.