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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 3:10am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 4:40am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 9:34am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 7:57am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 10:31am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:59am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 4:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:21am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:24am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:26am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:45am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 2:26am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 6:54am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 12:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 4:40am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:44pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:36am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:33am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 6:56am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 7:50am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:18am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:36am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 5:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 6:55am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:21am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 2:30am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:24am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 3:21am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 2:49am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:49am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 3:01am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 9:14am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:29am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 4:06am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 9:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 9:23am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:13am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 12:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 2:09am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:13am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 2:17am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:14am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:13am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 1:46am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:47pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:29am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:19am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 4:44am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:33am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 10:18pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:20am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:49am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 2:06am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 2:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 1:11am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 3:57am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 2:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 11:00am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:39am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 1:28am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:13am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:19am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:24am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 7:12am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 11:00am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 6:24am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 2:01am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:40am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:20pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:49am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 12:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:14am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 5:01am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 2:13am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:19am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:19am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:27am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:27am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 6:10am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:30am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:13am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:45am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:40am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 7:25am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 9:14am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:24am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:09am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 2:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 2:32am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 6:24am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:25am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:55am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:58am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:23am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:33am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:33am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 12:02am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 5:16am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:12am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 12:05pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:19am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:34am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:11am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:35am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:18am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:18am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:55am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 4:00pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 3:03am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 2:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 10:39am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 7:49am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 6:33am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:12am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 3:03am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 9:38pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 11:00am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 7:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 12:22am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 5:17am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 9:57am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:42am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:13am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:30am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:54am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:33am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:05am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:01am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:56am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:55am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:26am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:53am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:30am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:01am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 6:59am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 2:01am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:27am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:24am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:24am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:30am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:47am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:19am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:11am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:38am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:07am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:07am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:51am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:59pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:08pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:24am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:18am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:37am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:20am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:53am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:05pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:50am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:25am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 4:44am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:35am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:41am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 6:55am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:48am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:49am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:33am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:27am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 12:36pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:31am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:36am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:01am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:19am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:20am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:47am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 10:42am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:52am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:47am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:28am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:31am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:20am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:57am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:20am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:36pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:25pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:39am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:15am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:58am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:54am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:31am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:31am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:32am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:23am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:30am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 5:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:29am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:53am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:07am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 12:50am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked May 4, 2022 @ 12:24am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 10:00am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2022 @ 9:40am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 8:39am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 7:36pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 1:32am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 8:39am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 1:32am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 6:10am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 1:07pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 5:40am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:49am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 12:22am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:42am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:12am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:35am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:53am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:55am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:33am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:06am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 12:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:48am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:50am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:30am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:50am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:54am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:39pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:33am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:58am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:55am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:38am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:53am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:52am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:52am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:52am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:23am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:58am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:20am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 11:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:32am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:56am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:38am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:59am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 10:20am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 12:03am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 10:00am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 9:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:09am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:54pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:29am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 9:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:08am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:40am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:22am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:58am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 11:42am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 11:44am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:48pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:29am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:47am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:06am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:51am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:14pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:19am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:22am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:31am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 1:43pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 9:47am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:13am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 10:20am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:23am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:19am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:11am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:55am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:33am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 12, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 11:41am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 3:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 12:57am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 10:14am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 8:21am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:39am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 4:04am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 5:14pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 4:04am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:14am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 9:40am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:26am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:55am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:19am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 4:51am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:22am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:22am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:11am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:11am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 4:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 7:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:39am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:34am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:15pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:05am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 1:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 11:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:11am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 12:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 6:55am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 2:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:29am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:24am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:31am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:18pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:29am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 9:40am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:18am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:05am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 7:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 7:07am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:03pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:03am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2022 @ 2:10am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:20am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 4:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:20am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:30am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:17am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:50am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 1:49am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 9:21pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 7:17am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 9:34pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 3:56am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:04am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 12:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:03am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:03am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:03am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:04am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:04am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:04am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:04am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:04am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:04am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:04am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 7:07am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:03am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:03am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:03am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2022 @ 6:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:02am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 8:49am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2022 @ 12:54am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 13 @ 8:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:06am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 8:49am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 1:11am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:06am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:06am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:03am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 2:51am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:33pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 13 @ 12:22pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 9:04am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 8:55am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 8:37am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 3:54am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 6:45pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 3:54am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 4:00am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 3:54am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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