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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:10am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 5:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 6:26am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 3:36am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 7:40am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:21am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:37am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:42am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:45am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 11:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 2:40am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 3:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 5:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:30am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:30am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:30am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 3:53am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:19am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:21am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:20am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:43am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:47am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 6:13am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:22am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:45am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:25am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:10am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 3:38am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:43am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 2:30am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 6:25am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:46am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 3:05am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:27am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 9:44am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 5:07am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 8:03am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 4:43am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 7:40am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 5:12am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 8:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:43am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:26am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:43am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 2:32am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:10am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 4:59am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 2:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 7:40am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 9:53am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 3:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 9:56am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 11:03am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 9:44am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 5:08am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 5:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 6:58am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 3:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 4:54am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 10:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 8:22am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:17am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:56am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 2:37am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 2:38am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:57am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 2:37am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:52am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2023 @ 8:07am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 10:20am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 5:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 10:37am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 4:45am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 8:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 10:38am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 4:10am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 2:17am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 2:17am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:42am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:48am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:52am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:02am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:03am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 8:25am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 5:56am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:03am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 5:08am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 6:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 5:08am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 3:12am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:21am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:38am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 8:56am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 2:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:19am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:10am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:14am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:24am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:46am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 2:47am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 7:49am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 7:40am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:09am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 3:11am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 6:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 5:00am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 11:20am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 8:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 4:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 5:55am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:11am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:27am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:45am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:46am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:20am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:19am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:26am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:25am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:27am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:26am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:00am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 8:05am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:01am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:26am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:31am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:30am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 4:10am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:32pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:11am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 7:40am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:11am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:22am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:42am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:20am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 6:07am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:28am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:48am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:03am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:55am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:37am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 8:20am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 4:39am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 5:08am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 7:40am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 2:38am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:10am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:21am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:48am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:39am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:39am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 7:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 5:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 8:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:04am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 8:58am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:22am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:29am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:33am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:39am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:14am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 5:26am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 11:12am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 3:32am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 2:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2023 @ 3:33am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 9:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 3:11am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 1:24am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2023 @ 4:33am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 6:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:19am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:33am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 8:58am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:29am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:38am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 1:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:26am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:37am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:00am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:38am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:23am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:00am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:38am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:18am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:50am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:30am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2023 @ 3:54am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2023 @ 3:03am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 10:42am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 7:13am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 10:00am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 2:31am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:55am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 10:17am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 2:55pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:11am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:33am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:38am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:37am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:39am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:04am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:46am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 8:59am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:23am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:34am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:46am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:46am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:00am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:02am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:47am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:59am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:59am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:02am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:51am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 8:59am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:38am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:59am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:00am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:51am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:21am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:10am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:49pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 11:38am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2023 @ 3:55am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:20am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 2:36am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:19am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:44am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 10:05am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2023 @ 12:36pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:12am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:59am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:59am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:59am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 1:31pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:58pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:10am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 5:08am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:22am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:25am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:38am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:43am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:45am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:46am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:21am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 9:00am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 6:58am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:21am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:57am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:12am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:38am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 12:11pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:46am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:22am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:51am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:55pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 4:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 2:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:51am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 3:08am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:02pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2023 @ 9:32am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:14am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 9:38am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 8:36am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 3:09am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:10am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 5:53am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:49am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:50am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:11am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 3:18am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 7:48am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 4:12am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:50am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:19am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:43am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 4:20am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 6:55am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:49am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2023 @ 4:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:45am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:49am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:37am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 4:20am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 9:49am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 6:01am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:36am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:11am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 9:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 3:04am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 6:55am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 8:32am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:22am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:40am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:20am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 3:53am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:43am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:43am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 3:35am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:55am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2023 @ 3:41pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 10:00am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Sep 30, 2023 @ 9:32am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 4:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:40am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:38am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:51am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 3:23am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 4:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:46am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 11:12am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:25am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:50am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:10am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 4:32am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:38am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 5:50am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2023 @ 6:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:26am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 9:03am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 5:37am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 5:54am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:51am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:58am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 2:23pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 4:26am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 2:36am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:43am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 8:24am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 5:53am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2023 @ 12:37pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:26am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:41am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:01am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:44am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 10:05am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:27am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:14am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 2:58am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 3:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 4:20am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 8:41am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 9:03am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 9:50am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 5:39am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 3:10am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2023 @ 4:49am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2023 @ 3:48am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 3:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 7:25am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 9:49am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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