Hippopotamus ♥♥♥♥

Unc Mur

Merry Neetmus~

日本

a classic creep cig

Yeetmur

boger

Very cool person

Sleepy Dragon

The very best, like no one ever was

My heart stops when you look at me

Brrrr brrrr God Gamer Alert! God Gamer Detected!

Balls deep in a ball pit

Call me a credit card because I spend that.

Merry Christmas!

Song*

That was a very good poem

OUR NEETMUR IS AN AWESOME GOD
HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE
WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE
OUR NEETMUR IS AN AWESOME GOD
HE REIGNS

How the hell am I supposed to compete with Neetmur's massive profile drip? Dude has fire profile pictures, fire matching artwork, fire backgrounds, fire showcases, and is Steam level 700. Neetmur's profile is the last thing I want to see before I die. You can take that to the bank and cash it.

What is a Neet without its Mur?
Like a sheep without its fur.
How can a Mur find its feat,
if it doesn't have its Neet?

Juice is yummy

I do love me some apple juice

Neetmur came over to my apartment and immediately opened my fridge up and drank the entire bottle of apple juice. When I asked him why he said he was thirsty. He then proceeded to eat half a loaf of bread and then left.

Yes please

Come with us next time for breakfast sushi Miku!

If he managed he deserves a place in your profile, just saying.

It's hard to get me out of my cave, I know

You managed to single-handedly take Neetmur out for breakfast??

I went for breakfast with Neetmur and they suggested sushi which was good but also who eats sushi for breakfast? Oh wait I do.

I went for brunch with Neetmur, he asked me order food for him. So naturally i ordered him the chicken nuggies. He proceeded to use no dipping sauce and ate them raw. He then proceeded to down a whole chocky milk in one sitting.

I went to pick Neetmur up for lunch and he said his playlist was fire. So, naturally, I let him plug into my aux cord and my engine proceeded to explode and quickly engulfed the car in flames after we jumped out.

-Rep After a decent night of drinking and talking about arma 2, i added him on discord along with his friend anthonybrian because they seemed like cool guys. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, becoming great friends, and EVEN becoming roommates.
I was looking forward to living with him in real life.
When I arrived at his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

I'm the only one that knows you're actually a vampire...

They have Slippers, But made from Glass, Could be Glass Slippers, or Slippery Glass

He's a ghost who's name is Rick and he might be a witch!

I think they are pretty neat. But also pretty mur. Guess thats why they call him neetmur. Glass Slippers 2021

Who is Neetmur? For the blind, he is vision. For the hungry, he is food. For the thirsty, he is water. If Neetmur thinks, I agree. If Neetmur speaks, I listen. If Neetmur has one fan, it is me. If Neetmur has no fans, I no longer exist.

I, I love like a love song baby

Let me give your heart a break

I know you that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam

I know you I walked with you once upon a dream

nyaaaaa

MY MAN IS CRACKED ONG 4GS

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　じしf_, )ノ Here, Have a Kitty!

Lord have mercy I'm about to bust

Merry Kurisumasu!

Happy thanksgiving day! :3

Thank you.

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