have an offer for ya, added mate.

heyya

yoo bro, add me! :)

noob

+ rep, egged on me and gave me Global

Jack 👦 and Jill 👧 went up ⬆️👆 the hill ⛰️🌄 to smoke 🌬️🚬 some marijuana 🍁😮 but jack got high 🤾🤒 and grabbed her thigh 🍗🧐 and said 💭🗣️ "I know you wanna". Jill said yes 🤭😵 pulled up her dress 🤯🤑 and then they had some fun 🙃🤯🤐 but silly Jill 👻😶 forgot her pill 🙀💊 and now they have a son 🙉👪 he eats the sugar 🖖 and tells lies 🙊🤫and lives a happy life 😏😜 but Jill got drunk 🍸🍹 and pulled out a knife 😯🔪 she looked at johnny all so calmly 😪🤨 and said "you have ligma" 😎😵 he blew a fuse 💥 and grabbed a noose ➰👋🎣😴 and yelled 👻 "YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGHA" 💩🤖👩‍🔧