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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 5:31am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 8:33am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 11:20am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 2:27pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 9:50am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 7:09am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 10:30am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 9:06am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 2:33pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 7:39am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 7:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 9:06am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 7:48am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 7:59am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 1:51pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 7:50am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 9:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 7:09am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 9:04am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 1:56am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 10:22am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 8:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 1:48am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:21am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 10:12am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:22am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:48am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:30am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:28am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:23pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 9:15am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 8:59am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 4:29am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 8:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 10:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 9:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 12:19am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 9:19am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 7:14am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:27am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:58am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 11:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:54pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 1:04am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 1:04am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 9:24am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 11:20am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 9:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 7:06am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 10:16am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:23am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:57am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 7:23am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 11:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 11:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 8:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 9:49pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 1:19am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 7:01am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:11am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:23am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:25am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:34am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:52am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 8:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 6:57am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 1:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 10:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 1:56am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:41am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 7:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:53am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 7:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:07pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:19pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 1:09pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 1:58am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:14am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 2:12pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 9:12am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 10:27am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 10:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 10:26am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:13am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 1:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:49am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:28am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:34pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:02pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:13pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:13pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:44pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 6:48am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:12am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:18am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:30am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:38am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 7:12am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:54am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:54am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 6:46am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:57am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:20pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 2:32pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 12:42am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:27am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 9:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 9:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 9:45pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:51am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 6:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:27am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 4:42am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:06pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:51am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 6:37am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 7:01am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:00am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:39pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 5:31am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 9:21am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 11:48am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:09am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:22pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:23pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:47pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 7:30am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:25pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:40pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:43pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:59pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2022 @ 11:25am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:05am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2022 @ 11:25am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:04am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:04am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 1:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 4:19am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 11:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:52am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:28am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:23pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 9:50am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:28pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:41pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:10pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:53pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 2:04am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:26am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:14pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:42pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:29am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 7:19am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 9:36pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:51pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:29am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 4:22am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 10:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 2:34am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:05am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2022 @ 7:40am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:47pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:39pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:38pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:38pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:25am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:48am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:45am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 10:51am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 6:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 12:40am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 8:33pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 6:00am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:56am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:40pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:54pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:09pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 10:51am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:05am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:34am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:37pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:07pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 7:47am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 10:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 9:32am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 9:51am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:51am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:52am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:45am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 5:17am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:05am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:58pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 1:28am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:57pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:17am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:52pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 3:20am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2022 @ 4:21am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 6:37am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 11:52am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 9:32am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 11:08am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 9:29am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 9:29am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 9:29am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:09pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 5:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:58am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:14am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:19am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:57pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:26am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 10:51am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:58am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:58am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:05am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 8:57am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 1:08am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 12:04pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:25am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:25am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 11:29am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 11:11am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 7:59am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 4:06pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 12:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:12am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:57am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 2:04am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 5:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:05am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 7:34am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 3:44am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:04am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:44pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:06pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 3:31pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 7:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:01am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:50am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 11:25am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:48am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:23pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 3:40pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2022 @ 7:40am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 2:24pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 10:27am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 1:51pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:20am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 10:20am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 10:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 4:31am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 5:20am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:58am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:42am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 7:59am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 8:00am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 7:22am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:57am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:01am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 5:50am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 2:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 1:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:02am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:00am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:01am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:01am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:02am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:02am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:02am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:02am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:02am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:02am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:02am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:00am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:00am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:01am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:03am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 10:06am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 9:58am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

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Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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