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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.1 hrs on record
Posted: Sep 17, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Early Access Review
Praise be, my fellow gamers! Prepare yourselves for a divine gaming experience with "Priest Simulator," a holy game that will have you laughing and saying your Hail Marys in equal measure.
From the moment you don the cassock, it's clear this game has a heavenly sense of humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F162pM-5Ezg

In this virtuous adventure you step into the righteous shoes of a newly ordained priest, ready to spread the good word and perform miracles in a vibrant, fictional city.
But fear not, brothers and sisters, for this game takes a lighthearted approach to its holy subject matter.
Your holy duties include performing confessions, giving sermons, and even exorcising pesky demons from possessed souls.
And let me tell you, brethren, the exorcisms are nothing short of hilarious.
Picture this: you, armed with holy water and a funny-looking crucifix, fighting off evil spirits while trying to keep a straight face. It's like a comedy show in the Vatican!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6GSDL-B118

But wait, there's more divine fun to be had! The game cleverly incorporates mini-games that test your priestly skills.
Blessing parishioners with holy water by accurately flicking your wrist is simply divine. And oh, the choir-singing minigame!
It's like auditioning for a gospel choir, but with a touch of the divine. Hallelujah!
Now, dear brethren, I must acknowledge that "Priest Simulator" may not be for everyone. It kindly asks players to leave their seriousness at the door and embrace the absurdity of priestly life. If you're easily offended or prefer your games with a more serious tone, then this may not be your heavenly ticket.
But for those of us who can appreciate irreverent humor and enjoy a virtual journey through heavenly shenanigans, "Priest Simulator" delivers laughs and blessings in abundance. So, gather your rosaries, don your vestments, and prepare to be canonically entertained. Amen, and happy gaming!
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