Hey Jimmy, where you going?
I don't know where I'm goin'
My Dad died, and he left me his degrees
My mom would always say "Dad, why don't you work?"
But he just kept learning
All the other kids' parents were working and saving up money for school
And I was actually in school all while my dad was in school!
He was so greedy with degrees, he took my degree
And now I'm just glad he left me these
Because all the regular homeless people have newspaper, and look what I have
These are documented
My father left them for me
And I'm going to leave them to my kids
I'm going to learn too
I'm going to get super smart, so I, too, can die without money
But I'll be the smartest dead guy!
Who has that?

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oooo youve been visited by the among us crewmember!!! send this to 4 of your friends so you dont get ejected!!!!

I keep a jar of old farts that just smell so bad (oh man they just stink I dunno why I keep them) and I USUALLY start my day by cracking open the lid at scooch and just huffing a big lungful. Why? So I start my day with the worst thing happening early - this means my day can only get better right?? (🐴 Sigma Grind Mentality 🐴).

But yeah anyway today I ran out of jars and just read your post and it had the exact same effect as my fart jars.

I AM CORNHOLIO! YOU WILL SURRENDER YOUR TP! FOR I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE! ALL HAIL THE GREAT BUNGHOLIO!... ARE YOU THREATENING ME!? YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE! RAKAKAKAKABRRRRYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA I AM CORNHOOOOOOOOOOOOLIOOOOO I HAVE NO BUNGHOOOOOOOOOOOOLLE...

sneed

among us

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

+rep farmers tan and a pickup truck

cool

good and nice person yyes

notably large chungus

farts uh oh....STINKY!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Would you like to buy milk

Milk store milk man

Buy store milk

Store milk buy some buy milk

John Arbuckle lays down under the clear, blue sky. He contrasts it to his lifestyle and way of thinking and concludes that his resembles a tropical storm, ready to become a hurricane at any time and be a force of destruction. He turns to his left, expecting to see his companion, Garfield. But Garfield isn't there. John finally comes to the realization that Garfield was never real, only a thought in his mind. He gets up and walks toward the cliff in the mountainous area of his hometown. He takes on last look at the sky and says, "Check out that view!". But there was nobody there to check out that view. Only himself. He looks down the ledge for a split second, hesitating. But, ultimately, he takes the step forward. He falls into the abyss and reflects on his life in the last moments of his life. "I'm okay with this." he thought as he plummeted at high speeds. And, finally, he hits the ground. John Arbuckle was never seen again. John Arbuckle had found peace.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find waifus who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little waifu if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even waifu, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :))

John Lennon beat his wife

can i eat ur ass

just a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a rocket launcher

yes

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Здраствуйте, это администратор ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™. Мы заметили, что вы не были онлайн уже 3 дня, что для вас не свойственно. Я хочу проверить все ли у вас нормально. Мы приготовили список всех ваших любимых видео из ваших любимых категорий (Гей порно, Порно с животными). С нетерпением ждем вас на нашем сайте!!!

Do you wanna have a baby?

Come on lets ♥♥♥♥ away

Do it on the floor 

Against the door

Don’t put your ♥♥♥♥ away…
We used to be ♥♥♥♥ buddies

Then we tied the knot

We’re financially stable enough 

Do you wanna ♥♥♥ inside me?
♥♥♥♥♥ I wanna have your babies

u big smelly gay

cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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