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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:24am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:22am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:43am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:36am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:56am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:22am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:26am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:06am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:18am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:32am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:24am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:15am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:21am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:21am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:21am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 5:52am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:12am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:07am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:26am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:21am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:17am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:22am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:34am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:07am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:02am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:21am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:30am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:06am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:59am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:24am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:04am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:25am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:02am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:57pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:09am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:46am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:29am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:24am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:59am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:16am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:21am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:58am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:58am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:15am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:58am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:17am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:21am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:02am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:45am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 10:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:49am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 10:48am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:33am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:43am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:16am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 6:06am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:22am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:45pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 8:00am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 7:26am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 12:08am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:13am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 10:48am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:38am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:30am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:33am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:35pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:54pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:50pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:31am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:32am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:39am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:24am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:01am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:50am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:39am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:40am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:48am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:24am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:21am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:37am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:18am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:58am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:09am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:37am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:13pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:30am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:24am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:02am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:25am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:53pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 2:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:48am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:30am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:01am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:40am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:19am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:38am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:19am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:30am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:45am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:46am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:47am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:21am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:58pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:39am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:35am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:09am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:10am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 6:54pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:25pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:35am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:09am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:14am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:16am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:46am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:46am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 11:44am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:49am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:52pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:50am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:11am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 6:34am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:19am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:47am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:28am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:47am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:25am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:35am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:04am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:47am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:47am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 7:16am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:29am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2022 @ 6:01am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:08am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:43am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:43am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:46am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:39am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:45am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:45am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 7:21am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:47am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:25am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:32am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:32am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:59am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:09am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:10am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:49am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:51am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:42am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:46am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:45am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:49am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:25am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:42am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:05am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:26am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:05am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:05am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 6:12am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 4:52am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 6:08am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2023 @ 6:23am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 5:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:31pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 4:50am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:30am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:16pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:02am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:25am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:35am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:10am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:51am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:44am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:55am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 7:55am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 5:52am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:58am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:32am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:56am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:35am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:58am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:58am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:48am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:51am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:51am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:42am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 5:07am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:58am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:10am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:48am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:49am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:51am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:42am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:07am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 4:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:46am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:07am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:20am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:05am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 8:31am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:11pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 10:47pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 2:58am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 11:24pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:45am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 6:24am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 6:24am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:29am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 3:06am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 12:21pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 6:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 12:44am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 4:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:51am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:49am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:44am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:51am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:42am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:07am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 3:52am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:32pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:28pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 5:18pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 5:39am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:26am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:20am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 4:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:26am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:59am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:47am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 12:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:13pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:26am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 11:34am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 7:18am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 4:00am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 11:45pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:57am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:33am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:50am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:42am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:26am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:45am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 4:53pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 9:02am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 4:51am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 6:59am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 7:54am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 4:01pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 8:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 1:11am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 6:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 8:28pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:47am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 11:25pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 9:16am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 7:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:19am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 2:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 5:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 8:56am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 11:14am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:30pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 6:04am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:42am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:42am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 5:07am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:33pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 5:39am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 5:40am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:27am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 4:34am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 7:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 5:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 5:34pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:13pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 5:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:26am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 10:30pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 8:10am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:45am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:18am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:47am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 1:50am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:43am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 6:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 5:39am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 4:34am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 1:34am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:13am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:45am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 7:43am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2022 @ 11:17am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:39am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:06am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:50am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 6:57pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:49pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2023 @ 4:53am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2023 @ 9:20am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:24am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:11am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:21am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 5:52am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 10:53am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 10:53am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:23am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 12:18pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 1:03am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2022 @ 6:01am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:46am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 3:19am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 2:31pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:32pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:32pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 5:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 10:44pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2023 @ 8:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2022 @ 11:17am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 5:39am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:26am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 3:58pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 4:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:05am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:05am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 8:10am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 11:00am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 6:39am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:28pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 10:42pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 11:08am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 1:53pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 2:30pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 6:52pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:50pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 11:28pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 1:19am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:05am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 12:44am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 2:30pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:50pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 11:50am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 11:00pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 1:35am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 1:35am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2023 @ 6:13am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 6:39am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:16am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 6:36pm



Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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