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AITA for brutally murdering my wife and my kids?
So here we were just watching a family movie called "Ice Age" with my kids and wife and all of a sudden that cringe ass ice age baby shows up and as I'm cringing and watching in disgust I see my family talking about how adorable that little piece of sh!t is. So like any other normal human would do, I bought a mask of that cringe ass baby, put it on, and went home. As soon as I opened the door I throw laughing gas in there and grab the first child and rip him limb from limb as my wife and other kid are laughing it off. After I rip each one of them limb from limb, I cut there heads off. I had to show them what that baby was capable of doing. I think now there opinions of the baby changed after that little incident. So Reddit, AITA?

So, I casually walked to the store. A store is a place you buy stuff. Walking in, I saw a girl and a boy walking with each other. A boy and a girl is a form of a human. So, I went to buy some bread. Bread is a type of food. After doing that, I went to buy a PS4. A PS4 is an easily hackable device. Once I bought it, I bought a game. A game is something that makes you retarded but entertains you. I drove home. A home is somewhere you live. I went on my computer and went to play ROBLOX. ROBLOX is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game where 7 year olds get their first erections. I died in a game. Dying is a thing when life terminates. I grabbed my computer and slammed it in to a wall. A wall is something Trump thinks is a solution.

ello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.

I went to Taco Bell and tried to spend a $2 bill, and the cashier had no idea what it was and called the cops.