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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:08am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 2:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 10:57am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 11:44am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 11:46am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:02am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:20am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 6:19am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:17am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 7:00am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 11:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 11:47am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 5:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:17am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 1:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 9:46am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:07am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 6:19am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 11:47am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:20am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 6:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:52am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 9:45am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:09am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 6:19am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:11pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 6:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 10:28am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 3:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 7:00am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 6:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:01am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 1:08am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:17am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:05am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 9:28am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:47am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 8:47am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 7:22am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 6:45am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 7:28am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 11:07am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 3:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2022 @ 8:11am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:42pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:57am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 12:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2022 @ 4:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2022 @ 8:11am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 11:46am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:35am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 7:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 6:59am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 7:38pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 1:40am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2022 @ 1:55am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 7:14pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 7:47pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 8:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 5:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 8:18am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:17am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 7:10pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 8:47pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 7:17pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 7:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:43am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 2:50pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:29am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:24am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 9:27am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 11:02am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 12:04am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 1:24am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:26pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 11:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 6:19am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 7:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 11:23am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:03am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 7:01am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 9:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 6:58am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 7:41am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:07pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2022 @ 4:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:29am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:44pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 5:42am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 7:22pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 6:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 7:47am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 12:20am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 8:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 11:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 7:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 7:01am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:53pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:28am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:44pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:16pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:57am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 10:57am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 11:31am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 7:34am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 12:59pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 9:41pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:35am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:37pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:53pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 8:29pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:38am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:12pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 7:41am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:39am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 5:28pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 6:49am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:01am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 12:49am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13 @ 11:19am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 5:41pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 11:47pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2022 @ 1:26pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:46pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:17am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:17am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:20am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:53pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 8:29pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 9:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:47am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:59am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:38am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:12pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:56am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:38am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:03pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 8:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 9:20am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:46am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:55am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:56am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:37pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 6:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 8:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:52am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:09pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 9:23am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 7:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 7:37am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 8:29am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 11:42pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:25am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:56am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:01am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:00pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:48am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 7:25am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 8:31am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 9:20am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 11:41pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:38am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:38am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 9:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:49pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 8:07am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 1:57pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:29am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 6:59am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 9:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 8:03pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 8:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 9:47am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 12:48am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 6:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 2:44pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 3:19pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:53pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 7:33am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 10:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 3:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:34pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 9:56am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 9:56am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 7:55am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:10pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 11:44am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2023 @ 3:07am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 8:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 9:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 8:38am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 8:38am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 8:54am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 8:54am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 12:47am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 12:34am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 8:11am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 6:59am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 9:44pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 9:47am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 9:21am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 8:54am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 9:07am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 9:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:46am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 7:38am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 7:38am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 8:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 1:01am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:59am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:25pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 7:01am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 5:58pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:47pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:42pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:08am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 6:45am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 7:32pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 7:41pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 9:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 12:59pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 6:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 11:35am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 8:24pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 8:29am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 4:33pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 7:37am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:59am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2023 @ 3:40pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 6:59am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 8:32am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 8:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 9:07am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 9:07am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 3:09pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 12:49am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 12:34am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 3:47pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 3:47pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 1:34pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 4:45pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 8:31am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 7:33am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:47pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 2:43pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2023 @ 3:36pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 7:46pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2023 @ 5:01pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:41pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 12:34am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 5:29pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 4:57pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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