Hi, I’m ALF. You probably know me as that handsome alien who crash-landed in your living room.

Real Name: Gordon Shumway
From: Melmac (R.I.P., my poor exploded planet)
Birthday: October 28, 1756 (I age gracefully)
Height: Fun-sized
Favorite Snack: Cats (Don’t judge. It’s a cultural thing.)
Job: Professional freeloader, TV star, intergalactic wise guy
Hobbies: TV bingeing, fridge raiding, annoying the Tanners
Life Goal: Eat lasagna, avoid government agents, stay fabulous

Remember: if you can’t find your cat… don’t look at me.

— ALF 🛸