Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.

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PLEASE don't go Woke

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When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Murph! I was nervous as ♥♥♥♥, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Murph, but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Murph put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No you’re not a gamer

Im so sick of all these people who think theyre gamers

No youre not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers.

I see these people saying “i put well over 100hrs in this game and its great!”

Thats nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ In all of our games.

I see people who only have the nintendo switch and claim to be gamers

Come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller then well be friends



Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokemon is not a real game, animal crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games Are NOT. REAL. GAMES.

Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and SKILL for once

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

What’s good broooo

+rep fast masturbator

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⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway

+rep can use his rock crushing skills to crush your balls if you're into it

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

I'm trying😢 to get me some trans🤖 ♥♥♥♥♥ 😺💦. Like ♥♥♥♥💩 it ain't natural🌱but that coochie😛💦 be custom👌built🤖. Probably got some 🤟velvet 😍heated🔥interiors. Auto 😤lavender-scented🌸 lube dispensers💦 so that coochie😺 staying wet🌊 but not smelling🤢 like a zoo. Little robo🤖 hands🙌 that reach👋out and cradle🤲😍 your balls🏀⚾ while you hamming🔨 on that pseudo-snatch. A drain💧 vacuum for all👍the nuts🍆💦 you blast💥in there so you ain't🌀🌪️stirring your own porridge🥣 for round 2🤢. You guys🙎‍♂️be hating😪on trans🌈 people, even😮during their own🌗month, but there's all🌟kinds of potential there. ♥♥♥♥💢all that normal🤢sloppy coochie, get yourself some trans🤖super💥 coochie. They're called🌈 trans because that😺 ♥♥♥♥♥ be transforming👾your life.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜, 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹, 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝒹𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒫𝑜𝓇𝓃𝐻𝓊𝒷™.𝒲𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒾𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑔𝑔𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝟤 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀𝓈, 𝓌𝑒'𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓈 𝑜𝓀𝒶𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒷𝒾𝑔𝑔𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝒶𝓃. 𝒮𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓊𝓈 𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝑒'𝓋𝑒 𝓊𝓅𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝒶𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝓋𝒾𝒹𝑒𝑜𝓈 𝓌𝑒 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝓃𝒿𝑜𝓎. 𝒮𝑒𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝑜𝑜𝓃!

Please go up to the nearest tree and appalogize to it for making it waste it's time producing oxygen so that you can breathe.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

wtf is damn right dude HAHAHA saw that random post online and I was like hmm murph could use that in his comment section.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Hyello~In Short, I'm looking for ONE LIVING BEING to dedicate my life to(romance and all else). I simply expect to find a person, who can dedicate their life to me too<3. So, the person must be single, available, capably of keeping promises. We would keep to the promise "Together, forever." as true as deep as we can. Example: Spending all our time together. Being eachother's most important thing. Why? Because being alone is lonely. Friends are useless. Close friends are not reliable. Gaming buddies in love > Normal buddies. AND waking up, with the first thought, to look forward to spending more time with the one you luv is cute <3. Bonuses: gaming, game development, Romance, I'm 20, very clingy, very demanding, very commited. If you are interested in that promise, Add me <3

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

i’m daddies wittle tide pod hehe (*^▽^*) i’m all squishy and wet for daddy! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Rain™ scent! (｡ ･ ω ･ ｡ )
but he knows how im not meant to be eaten… (´ ･ ω ･ `) waaah!!! dont vore me daddy ( ; ∀ ; ) hehehe my soap is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4… no more daddy i’ll break~(•/// ▽ ///•) hehe i’m daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=

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u want sum ♥♥♥?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

u want sum ♥♥♥?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Mr anthony

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my friends call me dave

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You like penis.

Gonna convert dimmed to TTT, come at me, you should convert lil city ♥♥♥♥♥

It appears you sent me the bsp instead of the vmf, and decompiled versions suck compared to the originals

GET A ZM SERVER SET UP SO I CAN DONATE AND ABUSE ADMIN. (I won't abuse admin, I'm too grown now. Smoke weed erryday)

finish your highschool remix butthead