Hello ma'am, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent-looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the CSGO Lobby. If you require any guidance, please, DM me. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. Rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2: a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. Are you good at CSGO? I am a CSGO aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically ofc, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends ofc)

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

signed by kowalskey

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said in game, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make "you" sandwiches (lol) while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) 🙂 Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be all weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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too good