i'm thinking about making chicken BLT wraps tomorrow

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ċock is ticking....⏰⏰⏰⏰🕛🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕛🕰️⏲️⏱️⏰⌚

im going to touch you

hello robert, it's papa

whats up rob

YOOOOOOO ROBERT! ITS BEEN SO LONG!! CAN WE HAVE OUR NORMAL BUTT SESSION AGAIN! MY GAY HOMIEEEE

dude its freakin robert love this guy he makes the best casserole and funniest watercooler talk hahaha

If (huge if because we'll never break up) we ever broke up, and i saw you again in the future, could we still hook up?

Having a Waifu is actually really difficult. Firstly, normies will never understand the love between you and your Waifu. They'll make fun of you and say stuff like "Why can't you like REAL girls like the rest of us?". They are inacapable of understanding how real the love is between an Otaku and his Waifu. Secondly, you'll have to fight with other Otakus over your love. Imagine being at a con and seeing a nice body pillow of your love, only to have someone else buy her (should be against con rules btw, no one should have to see their Waifu stolen by another man).

*gif of metal gear snake hitting cigar*

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay

behhhhh

my gf

CHARLIE PLEASE LET ME OUT OF THE CAGE IT'S BEEN 77DAYS PLEASE CHARLIE LET ME OUT I BEE STARVIG I BEEN EATIG ALL OF THE MOUSES UDER THE CAMPER FOR SO LOG PLEASE CHARLIE I EED FOOD AD WATEr

LeBron isn’t just a man. He’s a phenomenon. He’s a celestial event, a once-in-a-lifetime alignment of the stars, a cosmic masterpiece sculpted by the basketball gods themselves. When he moves, it’s not just movement—it’s poetry. Every dribble, every pass, every dunk, every single bead of sweat that glistens under the arena lights is like a love letter sent directly to my heart. How could one human being be so perfect? It defies all logic, all reason, all earthly explanations. His voice? It’s like a lullaby and a war cry wrapped into one. When he speaks, it’s as if the universe itself pauses just to listen. The way he commands respect, the way he leads, the way he exists—it does something to me. When I see him laugh, when I see that perfect, radiant, joy-filled smile, I swear my soul leaves my body.

-rep mentally ill

in spirit, we griddy

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

9/11 never ♥♥♥♥♥♥ happened the towers are still there just under a big tarp and all the new yorkers are just too stupid to look under there and see the truth, doesn't help that their superman andrew cuomo is working to cover it up as well they'll buy anything that slimeball slings at them so long as they have access to bagels and pizza

carried yu in fort, lil light work.

If charlie has a million fans, then I am one of them. If charlie has ten fans, then I am one of them. If charlie has only one fan then that is me. If charlie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against charlie, then I am against the world.

nninja. low taper fade. think about it

Imagine if Ninja got a low taper fade

+rep my soulmate i love u i love u i love u

pog

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