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When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, one day I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY BIG SNAKE AND STARTED STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it.

The Industrial ❗🏭 Revolution 😍🍆 and its consequences 😡💪🤛 have been a disaster 😱 for the human 👤 race 🏃🏽. They have greatly 👍 increased 🧂😭 the life-expectancy of those of us 👨 who live 🐙 in “advanced” countries 🇺🇸, but 🍑 they have destabilized society 🌍👥, have made 👑 life 💓 unfulfilling, have subjected 📚 human 👤🗣 beings 🐝 to indignities, have led 👉👌💦 to widespread 😷 psychological 🤕 suffering 😭 (in the Third 🥉 World 🌍 to physical 👁😱😤 suffering 😭 as well 😦) and have inflicted severe 👎 damage 💥 on 🔛 the natural 🌿 world 🌎.

Agent Selection:
- Pick Sage

Buy Phase:
- Always buy your wall, ready to place it at Daddy's desire
- Buy guns for others if they ask for, prioritising your Daddy

In Game:
- Always follow your Daddy, ready to obey his orders
- If anyone asks for a heal and Daddy is alive, ask Daddy the permission to heal who asked
- You're only allowed to use your ult to revive your Daddy
- If you die, pinch your nipples while moaning how sorry you are for leaving the team without a healer
- If you get a kill, giggle
- If Daddy dies, beg for forgiveness

Round end:
- If we won, and Daddy is alive, get ready to be the perfect team healer next round
- If we won, but Daddy died, spank your thighs once
- If we lost and Daddy is alive, spank your thighs twice
- If we lost and Daddy died, spank you thighs three times

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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I used to actually think you were a cool guy, and felt like I could kinda relate to you. But man, have you thrown all that away. I've lost every bit of respect I had for you, and you're pushing yourself towards being the worst person I've ever met on Steam.

So, well done, if that's what you were going for. You've successfully made yourself the least respectable member of our group, and I no longer want to have anything to do with you.

And I've reported you for spamming my profile with ♥♥♥♥, so hopefully you'll get what you deserve.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep good at osu!

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you seem so unintrested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday day of my pathetic life

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku

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あなたはこのバグの人たちだと思っていますが、私は何年も4chanにいて、すべてを見てきました。あなたはあなたのことをトロールの主人だと思っていますが、私は見たことがない悪い私が好きなショーのこのスレッドを閲覧するために仕事の後に何時間もかかるのはもっと怒っています。邪魔する定義を知っていない一部の人は写真で私の目の空間を浪費していました。あなたが今このスレッドで何か他のことをやっているので、あなたが重くぎこちない、ユーモアの私のanonであると思っていることを知りたいのですが、最悪の場合は投稿してください。

frick you http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Lolis4Christmas

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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listen here you filthy weabo i know who you are and i know what you want if you think you can get out of this one your dead wrong, ive got those embarressing pics frm the gay weeb christmas fiasco that you tried so hard to bury. Wait until this one goes up on facebok you baka gaijin I cant wait 2 see your moms reaction when she finds out her son is a gay weeabo who sucks other guys diks 4 free. i'll even tell ur boss and theyll fire ur ass for being gay, the weabo thing is just added trash kid just you wait. once ur a jobless homosexual and cant afford food i wonder what youll do other than eat your animey figures or something like a gay weeabo who is jobless or something . just leave it to you to be such a garbage weeabo who likes japanese cartoon to be gay lke that i wonder what you do without the job such as buy the food for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb ass SMH cant afford a girl either wow the loser here

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.

thanks

so suteki

Hello my beautiful goddess,

I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easily be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a privilege getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

I used to actually think you were a cool guy, and felt like I could kinda relate to you. But man, have you thrown all that away. I've lost every bit of respect I had for you, and you're pushing yourself towards being the worst person I've ever met on Steam.

So, well done, if that's what you were going for. You've successfully made yourself the least respectable member of our group, and I no longer want to have anything to do with you.

And I've reported you for spamming my profile with ♥♥♥♥, so hopefully you'll get what you deserve.

I used to actually think you were a cool guy, and felt like I could kinda relate to you. But man, have you thrown all that away. I've lost every bit of respect I had for you, and you're pushing yourself towards being the worst person I've ever met on Steam.

So, well done, if that's what you were going for. You've successfully made yourself the least respectable member of our group, and I no longer want to have anything to do with you.

And I've reported you for spamming my profile with ♥♥♥♥, so hopefully you'll get what you deserve.

I used to actually think you were a cool guy, and felt like I could kinda relate to you. But man, have you thrown all that away. I've lost every bit of respect I had for you, and you're pushing yourself towards being the worst person I've ever met on Steam.

So, well done, if that's what you were going for. You've successfully made yourself the least respectable member of our group, and I no longer want to have anything to do with you.

And I've reported you for spamming my profile with ♥♥♥♥, so hopefully you'll get what you deserve.

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300.0 hours past 2 weeks

Period a ♥♥♥♥.

Looking for a girlfriend!


You: 18 or over, non-smoker, white or asian, virgin. Caring and kind. Likes to cuddle all day :3

Me : I'm 26, Canadian, white, 6 foot tall, working at a university, likes gaming/anine/fitness/reading/gaming/dnd/hanging out with friends.

Skype is heartbreakvibes01 if interested (I'm not here right now)

Lemme pee in ur butt

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN U!




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There once was a woman who had 100 children.

She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog “This” so the name could be used in conversation. One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.

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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries

you give me butterflies

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i luv u huny

why am i here

KONNICHUWA X33!!! watashi am a 12 yr old otaku striving to become the VEry best in the competitive visual novel scene! i have started a twitch channel @ 123OtakuEcchiFanxXx and im hoping that u will PLZ follow me in order to bring me a step closer to world fame by reading mangas and animes and playing eroges XD ARIGATOU GOZAIMASSUUUU!!!1! :3333

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