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+rep.really patient trader

[h1]On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Joa sends to you;[/h1]]

Twelve birthday-wishes.
Elleven Farnsworth-kisses.
Ten Sniper Rifles.
Nine bottles of Jarate.
Eight Bushwackas.
Seven camper-vans.
Six Pyro's.
Fiiiiiiiiive Üuuubeer-droooops.
Four headshots more.
Three Razorbacks.
Two happy birthday-wishes.
And a big-ass giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cake!

Pssst, you using those crates? *stares intently*

O HAI THERE! YOU'RE TOTALLY THE KIND OF GIRL I'D MARRY YKNOW.

ALLCAPS!

Y U NO WISHLIST!? Makes it hard to surprise someone with a something they want this way =_=