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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:51am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:00am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:35am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:05am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:14am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:29am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:44am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:31am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:28am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:30am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:43am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:41am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:47am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:03am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:02am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:02am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:32am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:35am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:20am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:05am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:50am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:14am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:09am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:50am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:15am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:09am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:36am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:52am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:12am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:07am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:02am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:01am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:30am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:26am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:44am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:36am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:32am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:47am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:42am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:11am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 8 @ 2:33pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 11:45am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:07am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:00am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:23am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 9:28am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 7:23am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 6:18am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked May 27 @ 7:09am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 5:29am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:18am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:18am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:18am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:18am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:18am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 5:35am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 1:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:27am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:26am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:34pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:51am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:43am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:52am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:50am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:31am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:37am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:24am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:21am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:39am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:26am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 1:20pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 11:47am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 11:54am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:43am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:00am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 11:46am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:27am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:52am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 4:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:28am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:50am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 6:50am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 7:17am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 8:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:02am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 11:45am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 6:50am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 11:50am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:04am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:26am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 10:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 7:13am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:39am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 11:28am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:02am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 5:50am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 5:50am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 5:50am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 5:50am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 5:50am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 5:51am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 5:51am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:12am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:12am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:12am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:12am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:12am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:30am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 5:30am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 2:53am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:14am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 7:22am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:28am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 7:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 11:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:15am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 6:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 5:10pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 1:50pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:58am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:55am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 9:18am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 8:55am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:15am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 2:36am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:14am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:00am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked May 22 @ 4:47am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:29am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:32pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:15am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked May 26 @ 8:10am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:11pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:56am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:59am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14 @ 7:11am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22 @ 4:55pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:49am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:18pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:52am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:52am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:02am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 10:21am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:52am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 11:40am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:01am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:22am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13 @ 5:32am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:10am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:35am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:02am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 4:17pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:34am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:47am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:18pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 12:12pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:29am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:22pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 12:04pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 12:01pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:30pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 5 @ 7:17am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:23am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:20am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:20am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:23pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:23pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 13 @ 9:58am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 9:58am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 22 @ 7:16am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:40pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 21 @ 4:56pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 28 @ 4:36am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 14 @ 4:08pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:43am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 10 @ 3:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:32am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:26am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:17pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:59am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:16am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:18am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 13 @ 12:27pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:40pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 12:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 2 @ 12:01pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:30pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 5 @ 7:17am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:17am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:20am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:22pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 13 @ 3:55pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 22 @ 7:16am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 24 @ 11:16am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:58am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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