My name is Jim Welsh, You might've heard of me. I'm gonna come in and take all your sandwiches and I'm gonna use them as puppets in the parking lot, and I'm gonna start a show selling them $15 a ticket. You're gonna look away and im gonna take all your sandwiches. Jim Welsh has never been caught stealing a sandwich, not in my day!

I got foot longs in my arsenal, 6 inch subs, meatball marinara, spicy italian, all puppets.