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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.9 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jul 29, 2019 @ 12:21am
Updated: Jul 29, 2019 @ 12:23am

Originally released in 2001, Sonic Adventure 2 was a platformer for the Dreamcast which was highly ambitious and acclaimed at the time for its large scale, fast gameplay and deep Chao Garden system. But how does the PC port scale up?

Upon booting up Sonic Adventure 2 you are greeted with a pre-launch configuration screen. Thankfully this menu has plenty of options including monitor selection, many supported resolutions (up to 4K) and controller/keyboard remapping.

The game itself runs in widescreen at a solid 60fps with no issues. Some of the cutscenes are 4:3 due to the onscreen visual effect overlay videos. The game itself is about Sonic the Hedgehog and his black/red rival Shadow, and each side (Hero/Dark) has their own unique playable campaign. The main gameplay revolves around running through stages as fast as possible with Sonic and Shadow. These are the most fun, but there are two other gameplay styles: finding Master Emerald shards as Knuckles/Rouge and shooting robots in a mech with Tails/Eggman. The Chao raising system is also a significant part of the game, and is a great way to take a break from all the action.

Sonic Adventure 2 has one of the most unique stories in video games.
WARNING: spoilers ahead for the story.

While the main character is Sonic, the central character is undoubtedly the amnesiac Shadow the Hedgehog. He is identified by his black hair and distinctive red streak.

Created by an intelligent doctor and the game’s main villain, Shadow was born from alien DNA with the intent to be the ultimate lifeform. Realising the evil that was intended to be done with Shadow, the scientist behind him (who was ordered to be killed shortly after) took Shadow to try and use him to defeat the alien menace.

Unfortunately, it was not until the big bad is up in full swing and the world is screwed that anyone found any of this out, including Shadow realizing the artificiality of his life.
Shadow owns a bike, and is often accompanied by an alien who assists him in battle.

He has an intense rivalry with the blue blur Sonic, who likes to keep the world in order… but, there’s more to them than just looking like each other.

Sonic Adventure 2's story culminates with the heroes and villains fighting in deep space over the ultimate weapon, a satellite with the power to obliterate Earth.

After Shadow transforms into his golden super form in order to defeat his villainous creator and save the planet, he is sent hurtling back to Earth, and almost dies.


Overall, Sonic Adventure 2 is a unique experience unlike any other. I highly recommend picking it up if you are a fan of Sonic or like intense action games!
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Gigadesu! Nov 14, 2020 @ 12:14pm 
Best review on steam.
KILLALLNERDS.EXE Aug 4, 2019 @ 11:46pm 
[BGM: Sonic Adventure 2 ending theme]


The two hedgehogs and the two girls went back down to earth and they saved the world.

Everyone had tea and a picnic and it was also a welcome home party for Senketsu too! Shadow and his friends and Ryuuko and her friends all had a good time.

"I underestimated you, Ryuuko" said Shadow.

"Me too. Ultimate Life Form. We make a good team saving the world", said Ryuuko

"As long as he doesn't get lint on me" said Senketsu. And they all laughed.


THE END
KILLALLNERDS.EXE Aug 4, 2019 @ 11:46pm 
"YOU'LL NEVER WIN! NEVER NEVER NEVER!" Shouted Ragyou Fiber Hazard. She used her Koketsu spears like punches in DBZ but Ryuuko and Shadow dodged them and counterattacked.

"PREPARE TO DIE YOU CREEP!" yelled Shadow and Ryuuko.

Ryuuko unlocked her sword and they became energy for the attack

"REAPER MODE: SENKETSU CHAOS FIBER RIPPER BLAAAAAAAAST!"

Ultimate power annihilated Ragyou and her fibers across time and space so she can never regenerate in any place or time. The day had been saved.
KILLALLNERDS.EXE Aug 4, 2019 @ 11:46pm 
Senketsu shouted "Time to end it! Sonic! Satsuki! Let me absorb some Chaos power and share it with you guys. Let's show her what a real ultimate fusion looks like!"

With both Chaos power and Godrobes Sonic and Shadow went past Super and past Hyper to get a new level. The Godrobes gave them their own Ultima Uniforms to make HYPER ULTIMA SONIC and HYPER ULTIMA SHADOW.

Then the Chaos Emeralds became studded into Senektsu and Junketsu to become CHAOS SENKETSU HAUTE COUTURE and CHAOS JUNKETSO HAUTE COUTURE.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS?" Ragyou Fiber Hazard split herself from the falling colony to drop it on the earth.

"We don't think so!" replied Sonic and Satsuki as they proceeded to destroy it with a Junketsu Blade Boost which make their boost gauge unlimited as long as they have rings.
KILLALLNERDS.EXE Aug 4, 2019 @ 11:45pm 
[Ultimate Battle BGM: Crush 40's Live and Learn]


Meanwhile Sonic and Satsuki defeated Black Doom and were about to be Biolizard but he was Chaos Controlled away.

"Something's wrong, we gotta go help those two", said Satsuki so they flew into space and saw Metal Doom Ragyou carrying the

Ragyou then performed her ultimate fusion to use life fibers to sew together Eggman machines, all of the Black Arms, the ARK, and the Final Hazard. The boss text spelled out.

THE FIBER HAZARD

"I'LL COVER THE EARTH IN LIFE FIBERS NO MATTER WHAT. PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE WILL BE COVERED. YOU TWO FAKERS AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL NEVER BEAT ME EVER!"

Now Ryuuko and Shadow got really really really mad

"Don't. You. EVER. CALL. US. FAKERS!"
KILLALLNERDS.EXE Aug 4, 2019 @ 11:45pm 
"We can't move!" said Ryuuko

"Even if you cannot be affect by my first form, with Chaos power your time will stop" and Ragyou did a lot of damage, but then Senketsu absorbed it and learned a new combo attack.

"Shadow, use a Chaos Spear!", shouted Senketsu

"And I'll combine it to make..."

"SENKETSU CHAOS BLADE TRIDENT STORM"

Senketsu Chaos Trident Edge attacks with Senketsu Blade Gale bonded with Chaos Spear to attack in past, present, and future. It will hit no matter what. Ragyou was speared everywhere by 9999 energy spears

"NOOOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I'M BEING DESTROYED IN ALL TIMES. I NEED MORE POWER!"
KILLALLNERDS.EXE Aug 4, 2019 @ 11:45pm 
[BGM: Aoi Eir's Sirius]


Ryuuko. You and Shadow are the only ones who can beat Metal Ragyou. Sonic and I will defeat them. We will follow you when he is dead" said Satsuki.

"Yeah, and I know you can do it, Shadow" said Sonic.

"Thanks sis" replied Ryuuko

"They won't stand a chance", said Shadow.

"Let's go show them REAL teamwork", said Senketsu. Shadow removed his inhibitor rings and launched with Senketsu and they flew into space.

Ragyou fused the REVOCS satellite with the Black Comet and the Space Colony ARK. It became the Meteor Fiber Rebirth Zero.

"Haha if this crashes into the earth the life fibers will spread everywhere and take over forever! NO! How can it be?! Prepare to be destroyed fakers! Take this my Doom Omnisilk Koketsu's CHAOS ABSOLUTE DOMINATION CONTROL!"

The attack froze Ryuuko and Shadow in place.
KILLALLNERDS.EXE Aug 4, 2019 @ 11:44pm 
[BGM: Powerman 5000's Almost Dead]


Then a giant comet appeared in the sky the Black Arms were back and Metal Ragyou was with Black Doom.

"Hahaha. Eggman you are fool. I tricked you. Life Fibers became friends with the Black Arms. We are now evil friends. With this new power I am no longer Metal Ragyou, now I am METAL DOOM RAGYOU" said Metal Doom Ragyou.

"Yes. And we also secretly used Eggman's machines to bring someone back to life" said Black Doom

Ragyou then used Chaos Control to open a portal.

"NO WAY! She learned CHAOS CONTROL?!"


[BGM: Before my Body is Dry]


The Biolizard crashed onto the battlefield with Black Doom. They were even stronger now with help from the life fibers so to beat them you need to go Super.

So Sonic and Shadow used the Chaos Emeralds to go Super and then Ryuuko and Satsuki used everyone's life fibers to turn Super as well. Now Satsuki unlocked Junketsu Fashion Week too!
KILLALLNERDS.EXE Aug 4, 2019 @ 11:44pm 
[BGM: Paul Shortino's E.G.G.M.A.N.]


"Give it up Eggman" said Sonic

"Dumb hedgehogs and high school girls. You are no match for my latest invention with help from Ragyou. Behold! The Egg Spindle"

It was a giant spinning wheel with life fiber spikes and machine guns and lazer blasters and spun really fast.

"Ryuuko I have an idea", said Senketsu

"Follow my lead", said Shadow

"No. Follow MY lead" said Ryuuko

Shadow and Ryuuko combine their Spin Dash and Senketsu Gale

"SUPER SONIC WIND OVERLORD FURY SLASH!"

"Oh no! It's not supposed to spin THAT way!" and Doctor Eggman was defeated but where was Ragyou? She disappeared
KILLALLNERDS.EXE Aug 4, 2019 @ 11:44pm 
"Ryuuko I am so happy you found me. I hid my pieces in the Chaos Emeralds when I fell to earth. Now you can put me on and become super powered"

Then Ryuuko did Life Fiber Synchronization and Shadow said,

"Not bad".

"Who is the fuzzball? I hope he doesn't chew on me", laughed Senketsu, but Shadow didn't find the joke funny.

Ryuuko, Satsuki, Shadow, and Sonic then led the attack on the Egg Fleet. Knuckles and Gamagoori ripped open the doors. Tails in his mecha and Jakuzure blasted down the bad guys. Inumuta and Rouge did spying. Mako Sanageyama, Blaze and Silver fought on the ship. Big the Cat and Mako's family made croquettes for everyone so noone was hungry because the battle took lots of days.