kill this guy with a rock

My dad was a kwabologist before he retired and he says he's never seen anything like this in the history of kwab. he took off his readers, looked me dead in the eyes, his face pale. with a concerned tone, he said "this is more than a kwab". I felt my heart fall into my gut knowing he was almost certainly right. He rolled his office chair over to his bookshelf, flipped open a textbook. I saw him trace his fingers over the page. he looked over the scaled classifications (he mentioned it was logarithmic). he said quietly to himself "lmao... kwab...kwaboty...kwabotc...mbappe...ronaldo...", then he ended in silence. All he said after several tense moments "I've never kek'd what a ♥♥♥♥♥ more in my entire life".

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the profile of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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