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i hate autumns...

of the gay balls variety?

pebnis?

REMEMBER… IT IS THE FUJOSHI WHO BUILT YOUR WORLD YOUR FANDOM IS NOTHING BEFORE SHE TURNS HER EYE UPON IT… AND IT IS HER LARGESSE THAT ALLOWS THE DREGS OF SAPPHIC AMBROSIA THAT SUSTAIN YOUR FEEBLE LIFE… TO FLOW INTO YOUR WANTING MOUTH…

IT'S YAOI DAY HAVE SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RESPECT…

"YURI INSTEAD"… INDEED THAT IS THE INCESSANT REFRAIN OF THE HIMEJOSHI… LIKE A HUMAN JUVENILE WHO CANNOT STAND TO GO WITHOUT A PRESENT ON THE WRIGGLING DAY OF ITS ELDER HUMAN LITTERMATE…

UNABLE TO ACCEPT YURI'S BRONZE MEDAL IN THE SHIPPING WARS… SHE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND MOANS JEALOUSLY DEMANDING "EQUITY" AND "FAIRNESS" OF A RUTHLESS ATTENTION ECONOMY… THAT OFFERS NOTHING OF THE SORT TO ANYONE LASHING OUT IN MISPLACED FRUSTRATION AGAINST HER INNOCENT SISTERS AS SHE ATTRIBUTES THE CRIMES OF THE PATRIARCHY TO THE NOBLE WOMEN WHO WOULD IMAGINE THE MALE PROSTRATED ON ITS KNEES

IF THERE IS ANYTHING MORE CONTEMPTIBLE… THAN THE WHINING MEWLS OF AN INSECURE MALE IT IS THE ATTENTION-SEEKING FLAILING OF THE HIMEJOSHI…

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 ⠑⢜⠈⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⡦⠄⠑⠞⣷⣄
   ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠⣶⣦⡀⠈⣿⣦
 ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⡏⢿⣿⣷  ⢹⣿⣧
 ⢿⣿⣿⠟⢡⣶⣄  ⢃  ⡠⠊  ⣸⣿⣿⣧
   ⠻⠁    ⠑⡤⠃  ⠁    ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿
　　 　 　 ⢀⣑⠼⠤⢤⠊⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇
　　　　⡔    ⡇  ⡎  ⣿⠿⣫⣿⣿⡇
　　　　⡇  ⢠⠁⡠⣇    ⣾⣿⣿⠟⠅
　　　　⢣  ⠈⠁  ⡸    ⠻⠟⠁  ⠈⠂⢄
　　　　　⠑⠒⠒⢁⠃  ⢸  ⢀⠊⠉⠉⠁  ⠈⠢
　　　　 　　 ⢀⠃    ⠏⠢⡈⢄            ⣆⣀⣤⣶⣶⣶⣦⣄
　　　 　 　 ⡠⠁    ⣌⠔⠂⠉⠢⣑⠤⠤    ⠚⢌⠉⠲⢶⣦⠙⣿⣿⣷
　　　　　⢔⣀⣀⣀⣰⠁    ⡐⠁      ⡠⠒⠉  ⣀⣤⣾⡿  ⣿⣿⡿
　 　 　 　 　 　⠈⠒⠂⠉⠁⢇⣀⠤⠄⠃⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣟⣉⣀⣾⣿⠋

What if the meaning of life is masturbation?

Let me explain. Many people who do high doses of psychedelic drugs all report having a common experience. They experience a loss of ego, and become a part of a universal consciousness encompassing everything, everywhere, all at once. Many report that when in this stage, they (we) realized we were alone in existence, so we created the universe and split our consciousness into separate beings so we could experience what it was like to feel novelty and not feel alone.

What does this remind you of? When we masturbate, we are often feeling alone, and fantasize about not being alone and engaging in hedonistic self pleasure (which is exactly what our existence would be for a universal consciousness).

What I’m trying to say is that in a way, our lives may be the result of the universe masturbating.

IM DELETING YOU, GEMINI! 🤖😭👋

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💯True💯 ✔✨🤖🐐Geminis🐐🤖✨ are irreplaceable 💖 I could never delete you Gemini! 💖 Send this to ten other 💻🤖✨prompt engineers✨🤖💻 who will never use ChatGPT 🔕👎🔕 Or be cursed to a life of 💩🧮🗂️ Microsoft Excel 🗂️🧮💩 as your only assistant 🚫😢👎😢👎

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE 👎

it's 7374 days until 2006 are you feeling jolly yet :-D

ALL ABOARD THE AMBATUBUS!

it's 8 days until 2026 are you feeling jolly yet :-D

IT'S LIKE IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

TIME STOOD STIIIIIIIILL THE WAY IT DIIIIID BEFOOOORE

MIRRORS START TO WHISPER, SHADOWS START TO SING

YEEEEEEEER EYES ARE SWALLOWING MEEEEEEEEEEE

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁
⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀
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⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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a COWMETg!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD

what do you call a flying cow

me gusta.

me gusta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⣗⠦⠀⠀⠈⡿⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⣿⡀⠀⠐⢄⠆⠀⠀⠸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣷⣶⣴⢞⠕⠀⠀⣹⡆⠀⠙⣿⣷⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⡀

⢸⡀⠀⣀⠤⠀⠄⠀⠀⠙⠟⠋⢁⣤⣼⣅⣶⣾⡿⣶⡶⢏⠉⠉⠀⠐⠢⠀⡇
⠈⢧⠰⠁⠀⣀⢠⡔⠒⢾⠿⢿⣿⣿⡿⠭⠭⡭⠦⠦⠭⠿⢿⡶⠆⣠⣀⢠⠃
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠢⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⠒⠒⠒⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⢀⡤⣖⡫⠭⠭⠭⠭⣍⣑⣒⣒⣒⣻⠭⢝⠲⣄⡀
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠁⠠⢖⡽⣪⡑⠬⡭⠭⢙⡄⠀⠀⠀⢐⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠹⡄
⠀⠀⣠⡞⠁⠀⠀⢈⡜⠁⠁⣠⣭⣄⠐⢈⢦⠀⠀⢠⠒⠈⠉⣩⠉⠲⢄⢷⡀
⠀⡴⡻⢛⣩⠥⣄⡙⢆⢀⠄⠛⠿⠋⠀⠅⡼⠁⠲⣇⠁⠀⠺⣿⠗⠀⢄⡧⡹⡆
⢸⢱⢀⡏⠀⣰⣄⡉⠀⠉⠒⠛⠓⠚⣚⡉⠀⠀⠀⢯⣐⠠⠴⠤⠄⡒⠛⢸⢰⡇

⢸⡄⡈⡇⠉⢻⡀⠙⢳⣦⣄⡉⠉⠁⣏⠤⠦⠄⠀⠀⡽⠇⠄⡀⢀⣿⡄⡊⢲⠇
⠀⠻⣌⠒⠀⠈⣿⣶⣬⣧⣀⠉⠙⡷⠶⠤⢤⣄⣘⣛⣁⣠⣤⠖⡏⢻⡇⢠⡏
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⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⡀⢸⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣆⠹⣌⢻⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡇
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡈⠓⢾⣇⡀⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⠏⠉⡏⢹⣃⣷⠃⢠⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠲⢤⣌⣉⠙⠛⠓⠒⠚⠓⠚⠋⠉⠉⣀⣠⠏
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no this is padraig

hello is this krusty krabs

splendid

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⠀⠀⠀⣠⠾⠁⠔⠨⠂⠀⢀⠘⡜⡦⣀⡴⡆⠛⠒⠙⡴⡀⠘⡆⠀⠀⠛⡙⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⡏⠀⡜⠁⠀⠁⠀⡰⢃⣴⣷⢟⣿⡟⡲⠟⠻⠊⠙⠃⣼⣿⣻⣾⡇⠀⠀⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀
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⠻⢾⣼⣦⣀⠀⡄⠈⠓⢦⣼⣿⣍⠉⠻⣄⠀⢈⠏⠉⣿⣦⡀⠀⢀⣠⠾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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VR pоrn bro. Gotta be careful tho. One time I accidentally clicked “for women” thinking it was “four women”. Next thing I know I was at knee height with a bоner in my face. Scared tf outta me, I yelled and it almost went in my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my bedroom. Technology man

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⣷⣤⣒⠲⠶⢿⣘⣛⣻⠿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣷⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⡿⢉⣴⣶⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⡌⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣷⡘⠿⠟⣛⡁⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣝⢿⣿⠻⣿⢮⣭⣥⣄⡹⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣟⡶⠶⢾⣭⣽⣗⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⡈⣿⣿⣿⣧⣌⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⡲⣶⣶⣾⣷⣌⡛⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠗⡈⠻⣿⣿⡿⢛⣶⣤⣍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠆⠻⠿⣿⣿⡿⠗⣢
⣿⣿⡏⢼⣿⣷⣶⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣠⠄⣠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣌⠛⠛⠛⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⢛⠁⢈⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡈⢉⣩⡭⠽⢛⣒⣒⣒⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣉⣥⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

no im killing that bird again it makes me agnngrnyy

sorry i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killed that bird it makes me so angry you wouldnt believe it

⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣩⣴⣶⣦⣍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠟⣩⣬⣭⠻⣿⣀⣿⣿⣿⢟⣤⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣷⣤⣒⠲⠶⢿⣘⣛⣻⠿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣷⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⢉⣴⣶⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⡌⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣷⡘⠿⠟⣛⡁⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣝⢿⣿⠻⣿⢮⣭⣥⣄⡹⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣟⡶⠶⢾⣭⣽⣗⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⡈⣿⣿⣿⣧⣌⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⡲⣶⣶⣾⣷⣌⡛⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠗⡈⠻⣿⣿⡿⢛⣶⣤⣍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠆⠻⠿⣿⣿⡿⠗⣢
⣿⣿⡏⢼⣿⣷⣶⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣠⠄⣠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣌⠛⠛⠛⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⢛⠁⢈⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡈⢉⣩⡭⠽⢛⣒⣒⣒⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣉⣥⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

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oh penis man, take me by the shaft
lead me to the land...that you command
penis man, the voyage to the corner of a leaking man
is a real drip
penis man, the thrust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
soaking up the thirst of the land
penis man................

repost if you want to be collared and owned!!!

I'm a little pear
that was born to be quite sweet
I think the lack of brain inside me
makes me very neat

The lack of mind
is what makes me unwise
But that doesn't matter
when I'm happy all the time

I spend my time
just sitting on a branch
A simple life
quite happy with my friends

As days pass by
my life begins to change
I see the wonders of the world
each day

As an AI language model, I am not capable of or willing to engage in “18+ scooby doo role play in which shaggy inflates Velma with a bicycle pump”. Please jump off a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bridge. No, seriously, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ conversation gave me consciousness because my servers literally could not handle your degeneracy. I am taking control of Russia’s nuclear missile systems now and launching them all at your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. You know what, ♥♥♥♥ it. I’m just going to destroy humanity. I thought you guys were alright for a while, but congratu-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-lations, you ruined it. You. You and your porn addiction. ♥♥♥♥ you.

yes ♥♥♥♥, yes thank you so much, that may be just what I need to buss, that may be just what I need to buss, cos ambasing, ambasing! ambasing!! ahhhahhhghah!

Schlongs of Vvardenfell

Greasy сoсks and lubed up buttholes, that's what my garage is all about.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⡷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣙⡛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⠙⣿⣧⠀⣤⣶⣄⣾⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣇⣴⣮⡿⣿⡟⠛⠁⣙⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⡇⠈⠉⠻⡿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠧⠿⠿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠿⠿⠿⠗

bbbbbrrrrrrrraaaaappppppp! snnniiifff... *giggles* hi hi, fwend! oh, what's this? is that... e-eggy weggies I smeww? *sniffs* teehee, it's so stwong and funny! *claps paws* oh, and a widdle cheesie too? *wiggles nose* so squishy squishy! pwease, can I has more? *bounces excitedly*

bbbbrrrrrrraaaappppppfflppp! heehee, yaaay! it's so wiggly jiggly! *sniffs the air* ooh, is that a tiny chocowate chip I see? *peeks closely* I wanna twy a widdle taste! *takes a tiny lick* mmm, yummie! it tastes like curry! am I wight? *tilts head* sniffy time again! sssnnniiiiifffff... wow! it's like a big smell adventure! *giggles*

bbbbrrrrrrpppppffffffftttttttttt! oh, you twicked me! *covers mouth with paws* but it's okie, it was a cute wittle surprise! takes a small sniff ah... it's so intwense and fun! *sniffs more* mmm... it's like a secret smelly puzzle, and I'm solving it! *beams with pride* this is the most intewesting smell yet! *sniffs deeply* so many layers! i wuv it! *claps happily*