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Balatro isn't just a card game, it's a lifestyle. I breathe and drink Balatro. If I had a son, I'd name him Full House, and if I had two, I'd name them Double and Pair to upgrade them to level 18 so they can break the boss blind when they grow up. I raise a glass to Balatro, like, because Balatro made me a better person. When my phone is dead, I close my eyes to play it in my mind. The wheel of fortune dictates my life. I always have a banana in my pocket to score points. I identify with the Joker Missprint because my mood is just as unstable. I can't go upstairs without thinking about Balatro, and the day I die, I hope they put on my tombstone, "Died in the middle of Balatro." The only heart I want is the Queen's. My dad thinks I'm crazy, but he doesn't know what it's like to be the highest card in the family. The day the game has no fans is the day I'm no longer in this world because I, I am Balatro.

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