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nyehaeh, there's the high roller!

the end of the shoelace is called the aglet

official miknop twitter


i'm probably gay tbh
Currently Offline
Last Online 12 hrs, 6 mins ago
i'm gay

online; online
busy; at work
away; i might be back later
offline; i'm obviously not here dummy

my friends

zety - absolute unit
cookies - absolute unit
arch - absolute unit
watermelons - bees
tommy - absolute unit
dark - made profile pic


these are a few of my favourite things

favourite colour is waluigi purple

pirates are neat

waluigi is the best nintendo character

Lord Cookies is now Online.
Lord Cookies: you are the reason oranges need to be peeled

Cookies: i may be an edgy
Cookies: sad pathetic
Cookies: 50s reject
Cookies: but
Cookies: atleast i'm different
Cookies: i may make promises that i don't keepb
Cookies: but atleast i'm not a sad pathetic living meme that only ever gets used
Cookies: i don't have to sit there and wish that i could do something
Cookies: i CAN go and do something
Cookies: i have fucking charisma
Cookies: and people like me
Cookies: i may break promises but i don't need you
Cookies: i don't need you at all
miknop™: you know who else had charisma
miknop™: hitler my dood
Cookies: yeah
Cookies: you know what hitler did?
miknop™: genocide
Cookies: he went down in history
Cookies: you know what miknop did?
Cookies: faded out of reality
Cookies: left
Cookies: nothing
miknop™: correct
Cookies: because he is a sad, pathetic, cog in the machine
Cookies: but me
Cookies: i'll leave something
miknop™: but at least i got to play ksp
Cookies: because i'm not like everyone else
Cookies: i've got a story to tell
Cookies: i've got a life that people actually want to hear about
Cookies: i
Cookies: am
Cookies: not
Cookies: average
Cookies: therfore
Cookies: people fucking care
Cookies: unlike
Cookies: you
miknop™: okay
miknop™: well
miknop™: can you buy me kerbal space program, narcissus?
Cookies: fuck
Cookies: you

miknop™: are you a skinwalker
Cookies: uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cookies: well i mean if you wanna get technical, yes

miknop - Today at 7:05 PM
i accidentally renamed every file on my desktop to pingwings
Dark - Today at 7:05 PM
i don't even want to know

miknop™: guess what's better than cowboys
Cookies: dick

InTheDark: you try and shoot the clothes off anime babes
miknop™: hawt
InTheDark: well the problem is im asexual

Comrade Cookies: fuck franch

Lord Cookies is now Online.
Lord Cookies: hail satan

InTheDark: I came in my mouth once and cum tastes okay

Cookies has changed their name to Miknop suks.
Miknop suks: fuck you

Cookies: komodo dragons are like fuckin
Cookies: really big mosqitos

Cookies: when you don't know what anyone is saying so you just laugh and agree
miknop™: haha yes

Cookies: i'm a lot of things, mostly bad
Cookies: but the two things i'll never be called are french and racist

Lil Darkie Boy: who the fuck is lil darkie boy???
Lil Darkie Boy: oh thats me

Cookies: anyways, the vietnam war was fuckin great, i might possibly be a mythical moster from native american legends, and you are gay

Cookies: anyways
Cookies: you gotta be a wolf
Cookies: not a bear
Cookies: i am the bear
Cookies: i am the goat
miknop™: you are my favourite person
Cookies: do not fight the mighty goat
Cookies: i will charge you
Cookies: i am the goat
Cookies: but also the bear
Cookies: i am the goat-bear
trade good Jul 11 @ 10:00pm 
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Cookies Jul 7 @ 7:44pm 
7:43 PM - Cookies: miknop are you secretly hitler?
7:43 PM - miknop™: da
Cookies Jun 25 @ 6:43pm 
6:43 PM - miknop™: I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR
Cookies Jun 25 @ 1:16pm 
1:15 PM - miknop™: THATS IT
1:15 PM - miknop™: you are NO LONGER invited to my birthday party
evil spooky man Jun 24 @ 12:14pm 

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Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE!
Cookies Apr 24 @ 3:52pm 
3:51 PM - miknop™: fuck ranch
3:52 PM - miknop™: its gross