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Jake
Dundee City, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Link to my smurf account

Black belt in Taekwondo

Triple Michelin star chef

Ace fighter pilot

Proud father of four

"Pop Idol" 2004 runner up

Grammy Award winning rapper

Professional rake ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Consumes far too much spicy food for his digestion to cope with

Pretty big deal

Facial reconstruction surgeon

Reddit Moderator

Finds number "4" on a toaster almost always ideal

Not in any way related with the instability of the middle-east

Dark Souls veteran

Runescape moderator

"Hell In A Cell" 2001 Champion

Somehow still alive

England is my city

Meme
Link to my smurf account

Black belt in Taekwondo

Triple Michelin star chef

Ace fighter pilot

Proud father of four

"Pop Idol" 2004 runner up

Grammy Award winning rapper

Professional rake ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Consumes far too much spicy food for his digestion to cope with

Pretty big deal

Facial reconstruction surgeon

Reddit Moderator

Finds number "4" on a toaster almost always ideal

Not in any way related with the instability of the middle-east

Dark Souls veteran

Runescape moderator

"Hell In A Cell" 2001 Champion

Somehow still alive

England is my city

Meme
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Gives me conniptions...
JJWAATT Apr 21, 2024 @ 7:10am 
jake strat
JJWAATT Jan 22, 2021 @ 2:47pm 
ryou loves u
Dad Nov 22, 2017 @ 12:17pm 
Wavy? more like Gravy, because you're brown. Not racist just have eyes mate
Dad Oct 17, 2017 @ 12:46pm 
Son, I require help. I have come into the unfortunate position of having excrement in my briefs. In short, I've pooped myself
Chef Savoyardee Oct 11, 2017 @ 8:50am 
Thanks, friend, I really do appreciate it. I only ever feel safe when my money's kept in a Savoy bank.
JJWAATT Apr 23, 2017 @ 4:58am 
Feather helmet +10 - Upon reception of compliment, enrage.