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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:37pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:44am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:09am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:40am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:17pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:34am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:49am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:45am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:29pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:09am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:38am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 12:10am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:57am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 12:40am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:10am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:33am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:07am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:48am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:48am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:22am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:16am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:51pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:03pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 10:46pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:35am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:36am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:25am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:23am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:30am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:22am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 4:58pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:03pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:15am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:48am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:16am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:26pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:50am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:57pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 10:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:23am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:36am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:19am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:36am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:26pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:57pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:08am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:09am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:30am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:22am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:19am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:31pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:14am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:14am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:22pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 7:11pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:13pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:23am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:53pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:20am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:31am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:38pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:12pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 7:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:13am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 10:53pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:09am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 10:34am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:42am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Feb 5 @ 11:25pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:11pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 12:31am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 6:44pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:46pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:49am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:36am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 12:17am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:08pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:14pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:14pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:00pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 10:17pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 7:52pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:07am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 9:05pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 1:03am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 12:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 9:43pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:56pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:34am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 11:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 9:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 11:29pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 12:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 2:55am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:05am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:41am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:07am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:11am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 8:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 12:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 3:04pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 9:41pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 11:55pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 12:49am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:30pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:01pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 12:00am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 1:14am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:46pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:07am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 10:23pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:07am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:52am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 6:09pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:20am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:36am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 12:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 10:48pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 10:30pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 12:33am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:55pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 12:18am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 1:10am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 12:49am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 9:44pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:53pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 12:39am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:02pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:09am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:13am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:11am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 12:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:46pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 12:25am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 12:18am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 12:16am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:56pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 6:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 11:06pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 1:56am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 12:25am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2022 @ 10:49pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:22am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:08am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 12:44am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 7:31pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 2:55am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 12:01am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 12:21am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:37am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:30am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 12:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2022 @ 12:33am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2023 @ 12:11am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:21pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:33pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:23pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 8:56pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 7:36pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 1:04am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 7:38pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 12:21am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 8:35pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 8:05pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 10:19pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 1:01am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 12:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2023 @ 6:49pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:55pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 7:18pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 9:29pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:30pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 12:21am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2023 @ 12:12am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 11:27pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked