no 15k no avans xD no c olor purple xD

Welcome to Israel — the country that speed-ran history mode and unlocked Startup Nation DLC.
Population: 9 million. Opinions: 67 billion.

This tiny strip of desert somehow has better tech support than most of Europe. They invented Waze, drip irrigation, and the Iron Dome — aka “real-life Fortnite build mode.” If there’s a Wi-Fi signal, there’s probably an Israeli startup behind it.

Jerusalem? That’s the OG crossover event. Christians, Jews, and Muslims all dropped there centuries before Fortnite thought of it. The place has more lore than Elden Ring and lag spikes made of holiness.

Fun Fact #67: Israel once fought an entire war in six days back in 1967 and still took the seventh off like a pro gamer hitting save and exit. Peak efficiency.

Tel Aviv is basically Cyberpunk 2077 but with less neon and more hummus. The nightlife runs on espresso and startup funding, and every second person will try to sell you an app that tells you when to water your cactus.

better than kennys in his prime +rep

Imi place foarte mult profilul tau, dar vreau sa iti prezint o reteta de Kurtos Kolac: Intr-un castronel pregatiti maiaua din drojdie, o lingura de zahar si putin lapte caldut din cei 250 ml. Lasati acoperit pentru cca. 10 minute. Aluatul l-am pregatit la masina de paine si am pus mai intai laptele, zaharul, sarea, aromele, uleiul, maiaua, iar la sfarsit, faina. Am folosit un program de framantare scurt, de doar 15 minute, dupa care am lasat aluatul la dospit, cca. o ora, timp in care m-am acupat de invelirea borcanelor in foaie de copt. Cand aluatul a crescut frumos, se rastoarna pe blatul de lucru, usor infainat. Se imparte in patru parti egale. Ce nu lucrati inca, acoperiti cu un prosop, sa nu se usuce. Se intinde coca in forma de snur, ceva mai groasa decat un deget. Se infasoara snurul ca in imagine, iar capetele se introduc sub aluat. Se pensuleaza cu unt topit. Se presara zahar tos, apoi se roluiesc pe faie ce copt, ca zaharul sa intre in aluat. Se baga la cuptor si e gata

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-rep cheater dog