Steam Community :: Captain Wheatie

Cobalt Apr 5 @ 6:18pm

Wheat

Captain Wheatie Mar 4 @ 7:02pm

PERIOD

SpaCatti Mar 4 @ 4:04pm

Bad b tch o'clock

Asian Noodle Aiko Feb 27 @ 12:19pm

My bad I thought it didn't send cause I pressed back, either way sorry for the 3rd.

Asian Noodle Aiko Feb 27 @ 12:18pm

I hope we can play helldivers again possibly?

Asian Noodle Aiko Feb 27 @ 12:17pm

Really good when it comes to helldivers 2 :p I hope we can play again soon

kit Feb 18 @ 10:18pm

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sry i play w acrylic nails Aug 29, 2023 @ 7:53am

very positive survivor

philippyaboi Aug 16, 2023 @ 6:40pm

my favourite cup of water

Walgreens Pharmacist Apr 1, 2023 @ 8:54pm

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

King Korn866 Mar 7, 2023 @ 4:53pm

there are a large number of comments. but only one that mentions ♥♥♥

EsteemedMeat Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:33am

Indian, Asian, Black, Hispanic, Hawaiian, White. I’m a certified racist B)

Captain Wheatie Nov 28, 2022 @ 8:50am

Wait you're racist? Name every race then

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Nov 28, 2022 @ 8:36am

Can’t sleep, too racist

Aimrow Nov 15, 2022 @ 8:59am

Ka blam

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Oct 13, 2022 @ 4:57pm

I spoke to Jeff Epstein the night before he died. We were on wine and laughed about how Stephen Hawking was at the island in a wheelchair but hopped out of it as soon as they landed. He didn't know sex so they just beat him up, he liked that. Weird guy, handsome when upright.

_tronin Aug 19, 2022 @ 9:31am

ARSON

Captain Wheatie May 28, 2022 @ 5:00pm

*<>+*=‘

EsteemedMeat Apr 23, 2022 @ 4:10pm

why not

bread Apr 23, 2022 @ 11:44am

-rep because we are related

Captain Wheatie Apr 23, 2022 @ 10:48am

Why

EsteemedMeat Apr 22, 2022 @ 11:04pm

+rep I cry myself to sleep still

I'm like: "Eh" Mar 21, 2022 @ 8:51am

+rep furry degenerate

gloomdivision Feb 27, 2022 @ 5:41pm

+rep i dont even know who you are but im gonna do this because you deserve it i guess

Captain Wheatie Feb 22, 2022 @ 4:28pm

You have my gratitude

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 22, 2022 @ 4:16pm

bet

Captain Wheatie Feb 22, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Thanks <3
(For an xp bonus uses mustard gas, he’s Jewish)

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 22, 2022 @ 4:11pm

i gotchu old friend

Captain Wheatie Feb 22, 2022 @ 3:56pm

I’m not tryna imply anything but if you were to kill a certain someone who lives in Canon City Colorado who goes by Nathaniel Meridian Johnson-Odell my life would get significantly better.

Captain Wheatie Feb 22, 2022 @ 9:44am

I've seen things that can't been unseen

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 22, 2022 @ 9:43am

👀

Captain Wheatie Feb 22, 2022 @ 9:34am

My 5G Crystal ball sees everything bro.. everything...

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 22, 2022 @ 9:19am

Zamnn

Captain Wheatie Feb 22, 2022 @ 8:49am

No cap, I saw it through my 5G Crystal ball

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 22, 2022 @ 6:01am

US govnerment on their way deploying Freddy Fazbear at the Ukraine border

Captain Wheatie Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:49am

True, tis would be a tremendous amount of trolling

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:45am

Hmm.. Personally id rather be a nuisance and kill a main character, that’s funny ♥♥♥♥

Captain Wheatie Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:42am

Honestly yeah.
But you could also roam around with a katana and two armless, jawless, zombies and be a mysterious fan favourite character

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:38am

I would definitely do it then

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:37am

That’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad ass

Captain Wheatie Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:37am

*ate

Captain Wheatie Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:37am

Congratulations, you are tainted meat.
You’re now infected and will die in a few days, only to come back as a zombie that’s either going to get killed in a insanely absurd way or kill off a main character!

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:30am

If I was that desperate, sure. Gotta do what you gotta do.

Captain Wheatie Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:29am

So if a man named Gareth offered you the mysterious meat, that definitely didn’t belong to a black guy who’s name totally wasn’t Sam and he 100% wasn’t a medic in the military before the world as we knew it faded into a archaic zombie apocalypse, would you eat it?

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:22am

That same logic can be applied to any seemingly normal food product you buy from the store.

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:21am

If it taste good and I can’t tell what it is, and won’t kill me, I will eat it.

Captain Wheatie Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:10am

So you’re saying you’d be fine with a medium rare grilled pig ♥♥♥♥? Even if you ordered chicken mccnuggets?

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 21, 2022 @ 11:03am

No I’m American, I don’t care what they serve me weather it being correct or incorrect.

Captain Wheatie Feb 21, 2022 @ 10:41am

So, you’re saying that you have a blonde A-line cut?

💯🔥Harold Higglebottom🔥 Feb 21, 2022 @ 5:51am

I like to pretend that the McDonald’s employees are workers of my private harem, and they exist to serve me, and me only.