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My tongue is blue..?
No it isn't...
You tricked me...
You tricked me into poking my tongue out

My tongue is blue..?
No it isn't...
You tricked me...
You tricked me into poking my tongue out

My feet smell like Walmart sales and creamy protein powder. What about yours?

Smith asked you on the subway, "Hello, are you a member of a minority group?"
"Not."
"Are you a member of the LGBTQ+ community?"
"Not."
Are you a religious person?
"Not."
Do you have any relatives working at CNN?
"Nothing. What exactly do you want to say?"
"Good. Please put your shoes on. Your feet smell really bad."

Did you know that sleeping together improves sleep quality? I sleep very poorly. So, will you sleep with me?