Recent reviews by Rebel

your mom had to pay me

In my first hour of CS2 I experienced the following:
-Immediately being kicked from almost every casual match
-Team consisting of Adolf Rizzler, George Droyd, and Scooby Jew
-Being called 3 different racial slurs
-Being cursed out by my team
-A Chinese bot farm
-Expletives and penises being shot into the walls
All in all, I would say Valve has made great strides in making CS more welcoming to new players.

When I found out about Desktop Mate and saw this DLC, I scrambled faster than the Denny's fry cook I held at gunpoint last night. There's a warrant out for my arrest, but luckily I have an IBM ThinkPad to admire Hatsune Miku with while I live with an undocumented alien.

Before anyone says I have a skill issue, I was able to 100% this game solo (I have no friends)

DO YOU ENJOY THE FOLLOWING:
-Gameplay that is so frustrating yet comical that any horror is completely sapped from the experience
-AI behavior that is sometimes equivalent to a schizophrenic who has been flushing their anti-psychotics down the toilet for two weeks
-Easy mode AI with the situational awareness of a lobotomized Helen Keller, while medium and higher AI being able to detect a mouse fart within a 500 mile radius and cover that distance in the same instant
-Gimmicky AI voice recognition which you will inevitably turn to near zero, otherwise the mere act of breathing is equivalent to 500db in-game
-The monster camping a crucial area of the map, wasting 10 minutes of your life
-The monster developing a sixth sense and beelining to your hiding spot that you've wasted 10 minutes of your life in
-The monster seeing you through solid objects (the submarine catwalk in particular, and WHY would you make it U shaped with only one entrance/exit)
-No option to toggle crouch yet constantly being forced to use it, because this game is likely the CIA trialing a new pinky finger torture method
-Monsters that roam faster than you can sneak, but will hear and outrun you if you sprint
-Map design seemingly dreamt up by the likes of Franz Kafka with empty corridors, stairways, dead ends and sparse hiding spots, combined with the above almost guarantees your death if the monster happens to be in the same zip code as you
-Items not spawning, leading to you searching the map top to bottom multiple times to further destroy your sanity
-The monster taking a union mandated break and not showing up (this happened to me once)
-The game getting stuck on a black screen after you die
-Finding FIVE duplicates of the elevator key

If you answered yes to any of the above, nobody cares.

This game is many things, but most of all, it is elevator keys.