Recent reviews by Deuterium the Sentient Mattress

Short, sweet, silly. Good for a laugh if you can get it cheap ^^

I'm a 28-year-old man and I am obsessed with a game where the main draw is dressing up a cute Chinese girl.

My moderator bought this for me and forced me to play it on stream.

Games do not need to be particularly long to be engaging. This game is beatable in a single 20-minute sitting and that's more than enough for it to be absolutely insane.

This is a solo project by one guy, while in university. And with that in mind, I have seen considerably worse games sold for more money. The atmosphere is great, the story is basic but gripping nonetheless, even the gunplay somehow is interesting - Jeremy is untrained with firearms, so this is reflected in the game's mechanics; firing his gun is a much more methodical affair than most shooters. £3.39 also feels like a pretty good price given the game's scope and context. There are obvious drawbacks, in as much as clearly English is not Thomas's first language and the voice acting was probably done by a few of his uni mates, but again, in context these "issues" make complete sense. I already wouldn't expect a game like this to be as good as it is, yet for the price point and budget it's really surprisingly good. I hope Thomas has a nice cushy job in the games industry now because this game is a worthy addition to his portfolio.

This was the only way to obtain a lot of Mega Drive games legally. Do you dislike money, SEGA?

...what in the world did I just play?
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A CoD-Zombies like with a celshaded-esque artstyle, which shows some real promise. Only downside is the performance, owing to the fully raytraced lighting which cannot be turned off - this is by the developer's choice, as they claim they cannot otherwise replicate their chosen visual style. This is fixable using Lossless Scaling's frame generation mode, however.

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A barebones game and a waste of the Dog Man license which is not worth £34.99.

A game for masochists. Noises will come from your mouth you did not think possible and you will invent at least seven new swear words in an hour of play.