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After A bizzare day, Exiting the Gungeon, I stand before The Vast Realm, I could sense a risk of rain approaching. With a verdant moon glowing past the mount of gods. Ahead of me stood the cloaked man who followed me here, following the DOORS I passed through. I finally ask him:
"WHO ARE YOU?"

"I am a Wanderer of the Wasteland. A member of the Rogue Lineage. The deep has woken me."

"Was this all a game to you!?"

"Yes... A... Lore game..."

"Then you leave me no choice. I must ULTRAKILL you!"

"Very well. Then I will show you a GRAND PIECE of my power..."

Tensions were high, as we stood on the PLATES OF FATE

“This is what i obtained by following YOUR BIZZARE ADVENTURE, GO AWAKENING STARS “

"I can EVADE your attacks for HOURS using BLACK MAGIC"

"You'll be DEAD BY DAYLIGHT if you keep going!"

(Insert battle text here)

After a long battle, delivering my final blow, I asked him, who made all of those COUNTLESS WORLDS?

"Well... It was Mine Craft all along"

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I do a little skip when I have to unstick my balls from my legs in public

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EATING DOGS? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ATE?... Sʜᴇ ɪsN'T A DOG -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ TASTY?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs EATING DOGS ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ WONT EAT ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ATE? Hᴇ EATS DOGS ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ATE DOG ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs FRIED DOG ɪs STOLEN. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs NO FRIED DOG. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ EAT DOG

This is footage of the real cancelled Among Us 2. It used the Scaled Up Software engine (SUS) for prime quality graphics for the best experience for users. The main reason it was scrapped is because the drip couldn't be rendered by any of the next-gen consoles/PCs. The amount of drip in the game was so strong it actually subliminally brainwashed the beta testers into getting "among some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and so the game was left full of bugs and glitches. Reports from "Innersloth" employees say that they would just play the game for five seconds until they saw the drip, then instantly summon a pimp cane and Air Jordans through what can only be described as a hell portal.

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Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke. An Algerian man was arrested in February 2016 on arrival of his flight, after causing a fight on the plane then urinating on another passenger. The incidents took place mid-air on an Air Méditerranée flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.

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